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Yu Ting was born in a slum. Due to his superior combat capabilities and unique mecha manufacturing theory, he became the first general of the Federal Empire. However, during a wormhole mission, the spacecraft signal was cut off and it accidentally came to a planet called Earth.
She had no identity certificate and no academic certificate, but with her excellent mecha repair ability, Yu Ting became an auto repair worker in a car repair shop!
As he gradually learned about the earth, he finally realized that he had traveled to a world thousands of years ago. While he was adapting to life, he went to the garbage dump where he fell to look for a box that could take him away.
Once when she was drunk, Yu Ting told the story of her battle with the Zerg. When she woke up, she received strange looks from others.
"Is there something wrong with Yu Ting's brain?"
"I didn't expect that he is very handsome, but his brain is a bit difficult."
"You are handsome but not educated. Otherwise, why would you always dig through the trash?"
Yu Ting: I am angry, but unable to refute.
One rainy night, Yu Ting went to the garbage dump again. She didn't find the box, but she found a homeless little boy.
The two depended on each other for life, and he gave each other a name - Yu Dengdeng.
His son is very cute, but Yu Ting found that his son seemed to have some brain problems, and he actually imagined that he was an octopus!
2. Yu Dengdeng has a secret. He is not a human being. He is an octopus prince with eight tentacles who accidentally traveled back from ten thousand years ago. It's a pity that he is a prince in trouble. He has no territory and can only live in an auto repair shop with his human father.
Although his father had mental problems, Yu Dengdeng never disliked him and continued to draw cakes every day.
"Dad, if you come with me, I will give you the largest territory."
"Although dad has no tentacles, he is still handsome. He must be very popular on the octopus planet."
"Dad's mental illness has become serious again."
Today's Yu Ting/Yu Dengdeng: Hey, today is also a day of worry.
Everyone nearby knew that the Yu family and his son suffered from hallucinations, but because Yu Ting was handsome and Yu Dengdeng was cute, the father and son were very popular among the neighbors. Until one day, two spaceships came to the earth and sent out a broadcast: one was going to pick up the empire's general Yu Ting, and the other was going to pick up the lost octopus prince.
Only then did they realize... It seemed like he wasn't lying.
And after hearing the broadcast.
Yu Dengdeng: "Dad, my mecha... Can it really be done?"
Yu Ting: "Let me see the tentacles first."
1. The article about raising babies easily is summarized as the daily life of an alien father and son on earth.
2. The attack appears in a rather strange way, so I won't announce it in the copy now.
3. No deputy cp
New article "Being the younger brother of the gloomy academic god" please collect it~
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Ying Jiawu had a face that looked easy to bully and a soft personality. After transferring to another school, in order not to be bullied, he took the initiative to get close to Xu Chengqi, the legendary god of learning who had a cold personality and no one dared to approach him.
Looking at this face that should not be approached by strangers, Ying Jiawu mustered up his courage and decided to face the difficulties and become his follower!
It's my first time being a younger brother, so I may not have much experience yet.
-Bring milk to Xu Chengqi.
-Xu Chengqi is allergic to milk.
-Help Xu Cheng pray and write his composition.
-Xu Chengqi got a low score for his first composition.
Ying Jiawu:...
Feeling deeply that this younger brother of his was too useless and would be abandoned sooner or later, Ying Jiawu thought about it all night, almost being late with dark circles under his eyes.
But he didn't expect that Xu Chengqi was standing at the school gate, looking at him without saying a word, and found that he hurried over and entered the school.
Ying Jiawu: Does that prove your agreement?
Ying Jiawu worked diligently as a junior for a year without being bullied by anyone and graduated smoothly.
Before the end of his career as a follower, Ying Jiawu expressed his gratitude to Xu Cheng and wished him a bright future.
But he didn't expect that while he was talking incessantly, his wrist was suddenly pinched hard, and the next second he was pushed against the wall.
Ying Jiawu looked up blankly, and saw Xu Chengqi's indifferent and handsome face gradually getting closer, revealing a sneer——
"You don't think that by keeping you close for this year, I really treat you as my little brother, do you?"
Ying Jiawu: Ah... Isn't it?
The next second, Xu Chengqi counted out the treatment he received as a follower this year with an expressionless face.
"I wrote your homework for you."
"The snacks you want to eat are available every day."
"I will play any game you want to play with you."
"Ying Jiawu... Do you think there is a younger brother who is more comfortable than you?"
Ying Jiawu: OK... It seems that there really isn't?
No, is he living so comfortably?
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It was the first time that Xu Chengqi saw someone like Ying Jiawu. He had a beautiful face and deliberately stared at him with a pair of irresistible eyes.
He is very cute.
Whether it's helping with homework but making mistakes or apologizing with tears in his eyes after realizing the mistake, it's so cute.
It's so cute that he's so dull that he thinks he's unpopular, and even thinks he's being bullied and runs behind him for protection.
Xu Chengqi forgot to bring an umbrella and caught a fever on a rainy day, and Ying Jiawu thought it was his fault.
Ying Jiawu's fault?
Xu Chengqi thought about how he succeeded in getting a fever after being soaked in the rain that day. He saw at a glance that Ying Jiawu's answer was wrong and handed it in directly. He deliberately made Ying Jiawu fall down and kissed him so that he was shy and apologized...
He nodded.
Ying Jiawu was indeed at fault.
The fault is that I found you, don't run away in this life.
Purpose: To work hard to find hope in life