Question: What will happen if an MCU fan lands in Gotham?
White: Thank you for the invitation. I'm pregnant. I'm preparing to fly to New York.
White feels that there is no time-traveler who is more miserable than him. When I was in my early twenties, I was almost stabbed by my own mother. I struggled at the bottom of Gotham since I was a child and finally found a job. I only found out my surname was Napier when I registered.
Jack Napier!
Although White is a Marvel fan, it's not like he has never watched DC.
Thinking of his future dead wife and dead children jumping into the pool and going crazy with a set of silky combos, White felt hopeless in this life.
But the problem is that it seems that most of the plot has already been completed.
Jack, a chemical plant employee, had a girl named Jane Napier who liked him. After much thought, he felt that becoming a clown was much scarier than dancing in Gotham Bay, so he danced in Gotham Bay all night long, vowing not to cause any trouble to the world.
Then when he opened his eyes, he found himself soaked in a pool of unknown green liquid. And live forever.
White: ... MD Dionysian factor.
White said sticking to the script was impossible, not in this lifetime. Dog painter, don't you want me to live forever? I'll pick out the spine and see how you can save me.
Then all the bones in his body were replaced with Dionysian factors.
White: ... DC version of Wolverine, right?
White would not give up and White continued to kill himself.
Finally, DC Consciousness couldn't stand it anymore and gave him a break, allowing him to switch to a wet nurse.
Seeing White finally giving up on himself, DC relaxed and prepared to continue arranging the plot.
In a flash of blue-green light, the two people evaporated on the spot.
DC: Marvel, I'll fight you! ! !
The Avengers who had just finished the decisive battle looked at the amnesiac falling from the sky in confusion.
Five years later, White, who had recovered his memory, grabbed the double-sword mercenary by the shoulders and shook him wildly: "What did you say?"
"I know you don't want to believe it, but [beep--], you have to be a clown, brother."
Intention: This is an inevitable fate