*Attention, there are forums where everyone will speculate on any hodgepodge of CPs, so be careful of being surprised!
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I am Kusanagi Yaru, the dead otaku of high school students. I got into a car accident on the way to a comic exhibition with my childhood sweetheart (?) Bad gay friend Rei Kamidai, and unfortunately traveled through time.
When we both opened our eyes very dramatically, we saw a very familiar white creature. It flicked its tail and told us a piece of bad news:
"The two of you have been burned in the original world. If you want to go home, you must complete the mission."
Me: "Did I make a contract with you to become a magical girl?"
"... No, you two are going to become popular characters in Ke Xue's world."
Me: "Oh." (Disappointment. Jpg)
Bad gay friend: "?"
"It is difficult to create a popular character well. Empty skin will soon become outdated. There will always be a character who is better than you." Bad gay friend said.
I thought hard for 3 minutes, held the bad gay friend's hand affectionately, ignored his expression that he was about to vomit, and said: "Based on my many years of experience in the fandom, there is only one way to quickly increase popularity -"
"Come on bran!!!"
The white creature said weakly: "But none of your Xipi modes can overlap with the popular Xipi."
I pinned the resisting bad guy to the ground and smiled softly: "Can't overlap. Didn't you say you can't stack buffs?"
So,
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Rei Fukiya, whose current alias is Toru Amuro, is an undercover agent sent by the Japanese police to lurk in the black organization.
In order to completely eradicate this huge shadow that occupies the sky over Japan, he and You Tongran conscientiously performed the tasks of the organization at the same time, just to climb to a higher position and obtain more useful information and intelligence.
But since they came to work for a senior member of the organization codenamed "Kamu", the speed of completing tasks and being promoted has been a bit too fast.
Their boss always has a cold face and seems to be quite good at hacking. He always looks like he has not woken up and is surprisingly easy to get along with.
But Feng Guling will not relax at all. He always maintains a standard criminal persona, dealing with his boss in disguise.
Until the day when his identity was revealed.
When he learned the news, he rushed madly to the rooftop where Young Tongran was, only to see their boss with a smile on his face reveal the identities of everyone present, shot himself twice in the leg and let them go.
"... Why?" He asked subconsciously.
"Because you are the child's friends and the coordinates in his light..."
"Please send a message to him for me..."
"I've been waiting for him right where I am~"
Jianggu Ling: "? Who is he???"
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Matsuda Jinpei's time in the police academy was very colorful and exciting. He met his five best friends in the police academy.
Of course, the characteristics of each period are so distinct and unique, and one of them left a deep impression on him.
The other party is more interested in disassembly and assembly than he is. His grades in the bomb disposal class are always ranked first, and he is very good at studying high-tech things. Matsuda Jinpei feels that it is a pity that the other party does not become a scientist.
It's just that the smiling face he always puts on is a bit unbeatable, even worse than Kenji's.
The other party is always in a state of ease when arresting prisoners and going through crisis incidents. It seems that for him, life-threatening incidents are no longer a trivial matter.
Until one time when he was chasing a bomber, his colleague took out a fruit knife from nowhere and prepared to stab the bomber while subduing him.
Matsuda Jinpei's pupils shrank, and he subconsciously stretched out his hand to stop:
"Are you crazy?! You're a police officer!"
And his contemporary, who never showed any gloomy expression, seemed to be discouraged and let the knife slip from his hand.
"Ah... It's not that time anymore..."
"You can't kill this guy... You can't kill this guy..."
"I want to prove it to that bastard..."
"He abandoned me... I will never forgive him..."
Matsuda Jinpei: "? Who is he???"
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*Preliminary stage of Mingke Forum
: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha?
: Oh, it made me laugh so hard. As soon as I heard Mi'an's name, Li's highlight disappeared. Mi'an, what did you do? !
: What kind of pua×SM×young tame dye×rival mode is this? It's such pure love.
: Brother, you are really good at giving bombs to people as birthday gifts. (Thumbs up. Jpg)
*Later stage of Mingke Forum
:
: Why is it that everyone's separation is better than newlyweds? Are you getting married after a separation?
: "I am willing to fall into the darkness and bring you back to the light."... Can someone please pry their mouths apart?
: "The raindrops that night were like punctures that completely cut off the past between you and me."
: Touko wants to push the two of them together and meet each other. Now it makes me laugh to death. (Sunglasses emoji. Jpg)
: Unveil the veil upstairs! ! (Crying emoji. Jpg)
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Me: "Isn't that right? Isn't the direction of the script I wrote going like this?"
Bad gay friend: "^^"
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*If you have CP, there is a high probability that you are a bad gay friend.
*There are a lot of memes and neta that I play with, such as Beng○san/om○ri/p○sk/Magical Girl Xiao○/The ○child I recommend...
*Note: there are forums where people are talking about a hodgepodge of CPs, so be careful of being surprised!
Concept: Healthy love is important, but twisted love is really wonderful.