[Ooc warning ooc warning] The author's writing power is limited, and his knowledge needs to be expanded. The original intention is to write a cookie. If you feel uncomfortable, please quit and read other things. Life is so difficult, please don't wrong yourself. Thank you.
The following text copy (the text will never be in the first person, don't worry):
My name is Li Bing, Muzi Li, Han Bing Bing.
In his previous life, he was a lawyer, and in his previous life, he was a Dark Lord.
Yes, the Dark Lord, the big villain in fairy tales, the kind who kills gods and Buddhas along the way, and then gets game over in the hands of the protagonist.
As soon as I opened my eyes in this life, I returned to the time when I was the Dark Lord. Well, you ask me what I want to do now?
Emmm... I want to call the police and have myself arrested, right now.
But, well, no
At least not now, right, my dear professor.
Intention: Love yourself well