My name is Ying Guanmiao, and I am a salted fish.
But Xianyu and I have a destiny.
That's right, it was my own calculation.
But it's a long way to Qingze Fairy Mountain, so...
After a while, I didn't want to do it anymore.
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At this time, a sword cultivator passed by and gave me a ride with his sword.
The beautiful woman who could fly with a sword took me to a dilapidated sect.
Good brother, what did you do to me?
Beauty: "Don't you want to learn to fly with a sword?"
"Now," he said with an elegant posture, slightly raising his chin towards the sect, "you are my disciple."
Me:? ? ?
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I don't know why I have a master like this, but...
He really can't do it!
There are no spiritual stones, the apprentice is a trickster, the exercises he practices are randomly picked from the bookshelf, and he eats three meals a day with some sweet elixirs.
There are only me and him in our sect. There are messy books randomly thrown on the bookshelf, and unnamed flowers and plants grow around the hilltop, which looks messy.
Me: "Master, you are not a bachelor, so you just lied to me and became the founding disciple, right?"
The master blinked.
I angrily stole two of his well-maintained flowers and plants, so I will take them out and exchange them for some spiritual stones to support our family.
Master didn't blame me, and Youyou warned: "Just don't sell it cheaply."
Me: "It's a fixed price, whatever you say."
The master pondered for a moment: "One hundred thousand spirit stones?"
I was shocked: "How much?!!"
When I accidentally stepped on a plant before, didn't Master just wave his hand and say it wasn't worth a few bucks? !
How could you sell it for 100,000?
Not for sale.
Even if I sell it, I'm afraid someone will report it to the police and arrest me.
Of course, it means fraud.
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One day, Master told me that I was going to attend a banquet held by the Immortal Sect.
I was shocked. I, the only founding disciple of our sect, was tricked by my master. I am a bachelor master and apprentice in a shabby sect. With such strength, if I go to a banquet hosted by the Immortal Sect, I can only sit in a corner and drink cold tea.
"Can you not embarrass me, Master QAQ?"
The master didn't say whether it was good or bad, he directly lifted me onto the sword and set off.
I was extremely frustrated and pulled Master to sit down on the edge of the seat.
This is a fairy sect conference, and the treatment of small sects and small sects is very different. Others eat delicacies, listen to the music of flowing water, and watch cranes dancing with them.
We...
It's good for us to have water to drink.
The banquet has not started yet, and there are still two empty seats.
As soon as I swallowed the cold tea in my mouth, I saw the crowd suddenly parting. A disciple of the Immortal Sect ran over and wiped his sweat and said, "Two, two adults, your place is not here."
Me: "Huh?"
If not here, where is that?
The Immortal Sect disciple pointed to the two seats that had been vacant: "There."
Oh, there.
... Over there? !
Such a good location for him! Yes or no! I have a secret crush on my master! ! !
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Painter: Gu Dong
Intention: Always have the spirit of hard work and enterprising spirit