This Uncle Is Not Too Cold
这个皇叔不太冷
by Not Without Li (不得无李)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 3k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Steady as an old dog, Emperor Shu's attack × fierce beauty's attack, with elements of sand sculpture (The text is in third person) I have an imperial uncle who is as stable as an old dog. His surname is Wen, and my surname is Ji. We are not related by blood. Even five hundred years ago, we were not from the same family. He was the only king with a different surname in Deng Dynasty, and he was designated as a key observation target by my father, who was the emperor. My father said that the emperor's uncle didn't hold back any good things, and was planning to do something every day. But the truth is that I didn't hold back any good things. I plan every day how to conquer my little uncle. The little emperor's uncle's name is Wen Tingfeng. He has a nice name. His surname is "warm, gentle and gentle" Wen, but he is very cold. I was called "Little Pepper of Kyoto" by people in Deng Dynasty, but I couldn't get rid of the emperor's uncle's coldness. Therefore, I simply sacrificed my life for righteousness, sacrificed myself for others, gave up advice and chased sheep, and even gave up my whole body! After all, who else would it be than me? Although the emperor's uncle was as steady as an old dog, after that night, he became an out-and-out clingy man. This uncle is not too cold. Our stories are full of drama. For example, he made peanut cheese for me because I was allergic to peanuts; he took me hiking in the mountains and got lost; he gave me a puppy, but when he grew up, he discovered that he was an out-and-out white-eyed wolf. Another example is that he broke up with me one day before the first anniversary of our relationship. "My him" became "uncle" again. Yes, I was the only one to call him uncle. He was a king with a different surname who was deeply feared by the emperor, and no one wanted to have anything to do with him. Well, well, I stood in front of Prince Wen's Mansion for three days and three nights, just to see him. The crowd of onlookers laughed at me, so I endured it; the emperor didn't see me, so I endured it; but God, why did it rain on the first anniversary? May I ask? ! As long as it rained, I got wet. Bloody shit. This rain added a lot of bitterness to the story of Prince Deng's second prince begging his ex to come back. OK OK. After being exposed to the rain, this prince, Kyoto's number one little pepper, has a fever, okay, okay. When I was in a daze with a fever, my uncle was ordered to marry me. OK OK. OK OK. OK OK. When we first met him, he was still an ice cube, but when we met him again, he was like a pool of stagnant water. His eyes were so dull. So I boldly opened the mic: Uncle Huang only loves me. He didn't do it voluntarily! Forced by whom? My father? OK, usurp the throne! After usurping the throne, only I can force him. Yes, I forced him, forced him to do the whole thing, hehe. Although, we are going in both directions. Um. This kind of thing cannot be discussed in detail. My little imperial uncle not only has a nice name, he is also good-looking. He is the most handsome man in Kyoto. You all say that I eat well. Am I not good-looking? May I ask? ? ? Let's try pretending not to see my incredible looks. My name is Ji Yu, and my mother-in-law is a Hu. I am half Hu people, and I have exquisite facial features. It's a pity that this half-Hu ancestry disqualifies me from competing for the throne. OK OK. My destiny is up to me. If you can't get it, grab it. Intention: Sacrifice or relic