Once the straight man traveled through time, he was expecting to be able to show off his talents, but he was hit hard by reality.
Other people's time travels: either ancient machinations or interstellar travel, either domineering CEOs or high-level male insects, cheating is so fun, golden fingers are so powerful, surrounded by beautiful women, spending endless money, so happy.
Their journey through: color mosaic color mosaic color mosaic color
Still Danmei Huangwen. . .
Straight men:......
At this time, the system jumped out in time: Just do what I say, and there will be great benefits!
Straight men: OK, I'll just trust you once.
System: No problem!
After completing the task, the straight men were brutally beaten and suffered from kidney failure.
The system takes the opportunity to promote sales: Don't miss it if you pass by! Limited time 30% off product "Universal Kidney Treasure"!
Curved straight men: Didn't you say... There are great benefits?
System: Yes, yes, this system will give you the opportunity to return to the original world for free, haha, be grateful! ! !
Straight men: [The urban routine is too deep, I want to go back to the countryside]
They were all silent for a minute.
Straight men became angry: Is this the benefit you mentioned?
System: Yes... Do you want to go back now?
Come back! My wife is still here, she has really accepted this dog system! ! !
System: In fact, even if I leave, you can still buy the "Universal Kidney Treasure" every Valentine's Day, but if you want to scold me, I won't sell it.
They fell silent, and finally left in silence.
At this point, it is a great victory for the system!
It made a lot of money and became the richest among the system employees! ! !
First World
A poor scholar who goes to Beijing to take the exam x a little fox who practices supplements
Second World
The treasonous disciple x the ultimate cauldron master
To be determined later
Intention: Indulgence harms the body
