[Pre-receipt: "He Can't Hear Him in the Finals" copy at the bottom; Final text: "After the Women's Clothing Live Broadcast Overturns"]
Copywriting of this article:
Flirting wildly but still having trouble getting sex
Not long after he started his freshman year, He Cheng met a beauty from the art department who was taller than him and had a face a hundred times prettier than him.
The beauty also has a pair of hands that are like works of art, which makes He Cheng dream about her.
Speaking of his acquaintance with the great beauty, He Cheng wanted to die a little bit. At that time, He Cheng and the others lost the welcome cup because his damn tear-incontinent constitution was out of control.
In a panic, He Cheng hid in the bathroom of the teaching building of the Art Department to cry. He happened to be bumped into by Li Zhuo. Instead of being disgusted, the other party gave him a piece of paper to wipe his tears. At that time, He Cheng thought that after eighteen years of suffering, God finally opened his eyes and allowed him to meet an angel.
Since then, the relationship between He Cheng and Li Zhuo has gradually become closer. Li Zhuo occasionally goes to see him play basketball and eat with him.
His roommates always teased him and Li Zhuo, but He Cheng was not angry because he and Li Zhuo only had a pure revolutionary friendship.
Li Zhuo knew that he was incontinent to tears, and he also accidentally knew Li Zhuo's little secret - he was not very good at that.
Because Li Zhuo said that he would feel something when he was with He Cheng, He Cheng often sneaked to Li Zhuo's dormitory to sleep with him. He called it the euphemism - he would go through fire and water for his friends.
But as time went by, something seemed a little wrong. After getting drunk, the delicate beauty pushed him against the wall and kissed him forcefully.
He Cheng was shocked, He Cheng was confused, He Cheng was dumbfounded, but He Cheng didn't push the beauty away. In the end, he was kissed so hard that he couldn't stand still, and he collapsed in the arms of the beauty in extreme embarrassment.
He Cheng: It's amazing, the beauty is so strong and so good at kissing! !
The beauty gently touched his face with her slender fingers, and breathed hot breath into his ear: "Baby, you are so cute and beautiful. Do you want to fall in love with me?"
He Cheng: "???" This seems a little wrong. Even if he is in love, he has to be aggressive, right? Isn't it bad to be a big beauty?
He protested in a low voice: "I, I thought I was attacking..."
As a result, he was turned over and pancaked by the beautiful lady and almost died.
Afterwards, He Cheng held his waist and gritted his teeth as he looked at Li Zhuo, who was smiling with a spring breeze on his face.
Sure enough, the more beautiful something is, the more dangerous it is.
————Pre-collection dividing line————
Book title: "He Always Pretends He Can't Hear"
Copywriting:
The cold-blooded deaf school bully gets fucked by the arrogant and irritable school bully
One sunny afternoon, He Xi woke up with so much clarity.
He was a bully in a campus article. His domineering and rude character offended many people, and ended up with his family being ruined.
Especially the male protagonist Xia Tuchuan. When he woke up, He Xi stepped on someone's face, and Xia Tuchuan's hearing aid was still on the ground.
Damn it, isn't this your own damn self-destruction?
So He Xi quickly raised her feet, picked up the hearing aid and handed it to Xia Tuchuan with both hands, and then fled away with her followers.
However, Xia Tuchuan was in the same class as him. People in the class had been isolated from Xia Tuchuan because of his poor family background and because he was transferred midway and was disabled.
In order to avoid his own tragic fate, He Xi decided to please... Bah, protect Xia Tuchuan and become friends with him.
In this way, if Xia Tuchuan becomes successful in the future, he will be spared his life out of past kindness.
As a result, he started to please Xia Tuchuan in various ways, including but not limited to:
Bring breakfast to Xia Tuchuan;
Help explain when someone misunderstands Xatsu Tuchuan;
When Xia Tuchuan had no money, he shamelessly asked others to help him with tutoring lessons, and then paid three times the tutoring fee;
Xia Tuchuan has nowhere to go during the holidays, so he takes Xia Tuchuan home;
Taking care of the sick Xatsu Tuchuan;
Take Xia Tuchuan to get the best hearing aids and so on.
Seeing Xia Tuchuan getting closer to herself, He Xi seemed to see a bright future.
Just when he was about to breathe a long sigh of relief, Xia Tuchuan behaved extremely abnormally, including but not limited to:
Don't let him hang out alone with other people;
Don't let him help other girls send love letters to him;
Don't let him go away alone;
Don't let him not sign up for the same university as him, etc.
Seeing the emotion in Xia Tuchuan's eyes that was about to overflow, He Xi couldn't react no matter how slow he was.
He started to hide and run, but when he saw Xia Tuchuan looking at him pitifully, he couldn't help but feel soft.
At the end of the graduation ceremony, Xia Tuchuan suddenly pushed him against the wall. He Xi was confused and said: "Xia Tuchuan, calm down, you are drunk."
Xia Tuchuan lowered his eyes and looked at him dimly, his voice was low and seductive: "I'm not drunk."
Then she kissed him directly on the lips. He Xi used all her strength to push him away, with a look of horror on her face: "Don't do it, I'm really not interested in you."
Xia Tuchuan casually took off his hearing aid and put it into He Xi's pocket. He pointed at his ears and shook his head to indicate that he couldn't hear. Then he kissed his lips crazily.
He Xi: "..." It's over, why did it suddenly go astray?
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