I Really Don't Want to Be Cthulhu!

[Third person in the text, outsiders] I am an ordinary human on earth living in 2028. Suddenly I woke up one day and inexplicably traveled to the interstellar year of 2028, and became a seemingly ordinary, but actually ordinary, university history teacher. In addition to the top technology in the interstellar era, humans have also broken through the limits of genes, possessing alienated bodies and abilities, and even differentiated some bullshit glands? Multiple organs? Mental transformation? The whole world is simply a hodgepodge of ABOs, sentinels and guides! For example, he can transform into Alpha, a five-meter-tall and ten-meter-long tiger sports student: He can't even talk about playing basketball and transform into a beast, and he also suffers from estrus, hunger and thirst, which occurs twice a year and once for half a year. For example, he can transform into a 20-meter-long dragon-born sentinel: his mind and body are both dragons, he can control lightning anytime and anywhere, and he is a madman who is committed to destroying the world if he cannot find his own guide. Another example is the science student who transforms into a giant robot when they disagree with each other: pure and simple, surpassing the limits of human beings and comparable to computers. Wait wait wait... And I don't have any special powers, I'm not a human being, I'm not a Xiangshao, and I'm not some damn ABO! I am really an ordinary person! ! He is still an ordinary person with a "phobia of giant objects" ahhhhhh—— In order to conceal your identity, in order to survive, and most importantly, to stay alive! I can only put on my "giant vest" - the Cthulhu Alpha top sentry can also be the top sentry, anyway, the buff stack is the best (tough) Pretending to be cold, serious, and inhumane, I made them think that I was just like them... But I never expected that my label would be so attractive. I didn't know when I would become the focus of the whole school, and also become the most popular teacher among the giants and superpowers in the school. Simply, woohoo! In order to survive, I had to supplement all kinds of knowledge about Cthulhu, master the technology and culture of this time and space, ABO, guide whistle, teach foreign students well... And strive to integrate into this world as soon as possible. I am conscientious and conscientious, and my life is really like walking on thin ice! Until, one day———— My vest fell off... At this moment, standing to my right is the only Hydra Alpha in the entire universe who is known for his cruelty. On the left is the legendary Cerberus Sentinel from Hell who hates evil, kills like crazy, and is a demon in the darkness. In the front is Yinglong, the God of War, a true ancient god and man, who is the "giant trinity of creation, creation, and destruction" in ancient myths and legends. And standing behind me is the real owner of the waistcoat I stacked up with so-so-so-so-so-so-so, the legendary true lord of all things—Cthulhu! Even the endless variety of giant objects appearing all around... Me:....(Trembling) CP: Cthulhu, a kind, cute, real-life human suffering from gigantism* who owns this-what-long-this-what-long-vest, darkly criticizes the giant creature attack Intention: Don't do good deeds because they are small, and don't do evil deeds because they are small.