Alias: Failed Green-Eyed Cat Simulator
[The following is a copywriting scam]
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"Party B's Perspective"
Ever since he was born, Edogawa Ranpo has been able to clearly feel the sense of dissonance and uncertainty that everything in this world is filled with.
He seemed to be being manipulated by someone to try and adapt to things he didn't like.
Hard to struggle, unable to call for help.
Even "parents" cannot notice such "abnormalities".
So he peeled off the cocoons to find the truth amid the panic and anxiety he had accumulated over the years.
Until one day, I finally caught a glimpse of those invisible spider threads connected to a flower.
"Hello, Ranpo."
The little flower showed a cute smile and said innocently.
"Come play with me."
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"Party A's Perspective"
*Dear players, welcome to the "Human Simulator Collector's Edition"... (Omitting the nearly 2,000-word opening introduction, precautions, and other game promotions by the same author, etc.)
* Please choose your initial human character... (Omit a bunch of character introductions)
* Are you sure you are choosing blind box extraction?
* ... Characters have been drawn for you and randomly generated.
* "Edogawa Ranpo" enters the game.
* Random birthplace extraction - Meteor Street.
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* The file has been loaded after the character dies. Do you want to start over?
* Random birthplace draw - Gotham.
* Random birthplace extraction - Zenyuan family.
* Drawn randomly from birthplace - Edogawa family.
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* Congratulations, you have included all the endings that belong to your character's career planning, and achieved the epic achievement of "Perfect".
* The conditions are now met to launch the extra plot. Do you want to choose to enter...
* You have selected your birthplace - Yoneka Town.
Real copywriting
The player randomly selects a cat among the cat group.
Players start trying to raise cats.
The player was scratched by a cat due to improper feeding.
The player returns from a mental hospital and decides to take revenge on the cat.
The player doesn't understand why the cat always wants to talk to the player.
The player doesn't know why the cat always calls the player stupid.
Players don't think they are stupid.
Players believe that game AI does not have life.
Players hate cats.
The player is hated by the cat.
Players no longer want to keep cats.
But the cat wants to keep the player.
——"A warm little story about raising a cat"
PS:
1. The whole text is written in the third person, and there are some nonsensical and nonsensical text that are highly OOC (?. There is copywriting fraud, it is not a pure text about petting cats, and there are some slightly uncomfortable descriptions such as aliens and g-orientations. Please do not enter with caution!!!!!!
2. The background of the player is an imaginary interstellar world after the extinction of human beings. The player's body is some kind of ferocious alien species, so he does not have much humanity. Later, it was discovered that Ranpo was alive, and he vaguely developed a tendency to distort the kitchen (?).
3. Ranpo initially developed a lot (?) Due to the influence of players and the game system, so his later career development may not be detective x. The lightning protection point does not follow the original line, and it can barely be regarded as the fourth natural disaster.
Purpose: There should be more sincerity and friendship between people