Get Me Out of Here Quickly!

The former high-ranking water god Min You was devastated because he violated the laws of heaven, and was demoted to a lowly country wandering god, who was forced to live in a small dilapidated temple. The small temple was dirty, small, and dark. The semi-paralyzed Min You was possessed by the crude statue and could not move at all. Min You's biggest wish is to coax a die-hard believer, take him out regularly to get some air, bask in the sun, and ideally rebuild a beautiful golden body. However, due to the long-term neglect of work, the villagers who lost the protection of the gods decided to tear down Min You's ruined temple and install a new god. In order to save his life, Min You had to cheer up and fulfill the villagers' wishes. Fortunately, Min You found a perfect believer. This man is not only tall and handsome with excellent bones, he is also calm and reliable, getting everything he asks for, helping him regain the trust of the villagers. So, in order to reward this believer, on a dark and windy night for a month, Min You showed his true body and decided to sacrifice his appearance. However, as their ears and temples rubbed together, the believer suddenly became radiant and transformed into a person that Min You never wanted to see again. He grabbed Min You's neck and said bitterly: "You are really stubborn!" Min You: ... Help, God of Killing——! … On New Year's Eve, the villagers carried out a ritual to carry the gods to the village. When they happily invited Youshen into the palanquin, they were surprised to find that Master Youshen had become fat and fat! Suffer: Min You; attack: Xuan Yao. 20240119 Imagination Intention: Do good deeds without worrying about the future.