Don't Even Think About Tricking Me!

[The main text is finished, extra chapter - detailed explanation of past life (stealing) not (stealing) regular (touching) (touching) updates ~ qvq] -2025.7.15 (2026.3.7) This is a short story with brains but not much [highlight] (maybe because the author has brains but not much) Please give me the following tips! What! (Ding ding ding! Please read my rough introduction! [Sliding shovel bow]) Question: Thousands of years ago, I helped the emperor cut off my wife's hair. Now my wife doesn't recognize me. What should I do? Answer: Get to know each other again, and then chase! Question: My wife misunderstood me, what should I do? Answer: Change the method, and then chase! Tan:...... (This tutorial is poisonous) - One day, Xiao Baiyu was cooking noodles in his small house when he heard the doorbell. He opened the door and a tall, handsome man stood outside. Then the man watched himself apologize seriously and sincerely, and finally... Xiao Baiyu: "..." Tricking me? Picture what? There is probably something wrong with this person's brain. Then he shut the door directly on the person. Tan Jingzhou outside the door: "???" (Xiaotan: I must have opened it in the wrong way qwq) Later: Tanjingzhou: (Transformed into furry) Xiao Baiyu: (star eyes) (reach out) later later: The vest fell off, and Xiao Baiyu remembered. Xiao Baiyu watched Tan Jingzhou take the initiative to bump into him: "If you confess, you will be lenient, if you resist, you will be strict... Do you like me?" I like it, of course I do. Tan Jingzhou thought and said the same thing. - High-end fraud often only requires the simplest methods —— Tan·Eight-Treasure Porridge (get) - Tan · Looks gentle and proactive, but in fact he is so slow that he often speaks either to ruin the atmosphere or to go off topic · Jing · The jealous jar turns into a spirit · Zhou (attack) x Xiao· always has a slumped face and is lazy. In fact, it's okay to think about it. He always likes to click his tongue arrogantly in his heart. Bai·The king of changing the topic·Yu (suffer) Previous life: Tibetan Sirius (actually a rare mountain wolf from the Mountain and Sea Continent) "Outrageous door-to-door scam" x "Door-to-Door Gift Objects" (Tick!) -(Very long thoughts)(but let's get down to business) This is a strange little story~ Ahem... Because this is the first short story I have officially published here. At first, based on the idea that "all life depends on fate, and all plots are like dreams", I began to throw away the half-thought-out manuscript and let myself go. As a result, the more I wrote, the more rushed the plot became, but when I wanted to change it, I found that there seemed to be nothing wrong with it... Finally, after thinking about it for a long time, I came up with a way to make up for it... That is, I should be able to justify myself in the text and establish a good framework. I'll go back and talk about it in detail after I'm done (emm... I haven't tried it, but I hope it can orz) -2025.5.10 Instructions for consumption: 1. About identity issues Known - Attacker: Hidden Sirius, Sufferer: Long-feathered Bird, and other supporting characters, locations... They are all compiled by me (Honest Badajiao jgp.) Reference source - Classic of Mountains and Seas. Others will be discussed in detail later (in another article...) Unknown identity (to be unlocked) 2. AgainA little story! Have brains but not much! Just enjoy watching it~ If there are any language errors, improper word choice or illogical logic, you are welcome to catch them! (Thank you very much!) 3. [New World] Mountain and Sea Continent (What a name for the land!) For details, see... (Uh, let's talk about it later?) This place is a new space different from the current world. (Tentative) 4. [Statement again] This article is an original work. Any similarity is purely accidental. 5 [Still... Statement] A certain book is a bit delayed and sometimes missing. It is always not updated in time (painfully saved...) But it will definitely be completed~ Thank you for coming, dear ones. I wish you success and prosperity in the Year of the Dragon. ——Revised version 2.0. 2024.3.22 6. "Xiu Yu" may have more (50%?) Daily scenes: um... For example: eating, gatherings, and a few people flying around... [I'm wondering if I should mark out the daily parts that I think would make it look better? Reject hydrology, start with me (serious face) Please bear with me! What! ——2024.5.19 7. This author loves to revise the content that she found strange, so many small details may feel strange during the reading process ~ I will try my best to add some additional words! Don't worry! This is a short story with some brains but not much [again] (probably because the author has brains but not much). Take a look! I will read any comments! Thank you! Mo Mo Mo Mo Mo~~(?▽｀)~ Supplement (2025.5.11) [Contains some spoilers! ! ! 8. The distorted consciousness in the past life follows one's own heart! However, there were so many previous lives, and the two cubs never talked about it~ When Zou first came to find someone, and for a period of time until he found someone, he always held the idea of ​​​​"I used to have an admiration for Xiao Baiyu, and I want to pursue him." However, the feeling of "love" arose in the few meetings between the two. Later, after getting along for a long time, Qiu gave up his original thoughts and really liked Wai; Wai actually liked Tan Jingzhou before and after he recovered his memory. Then he also realized some of Qiu's thoughts and immediately acted recklessly when he smelled it (recovering his memory was just equivalent to giving Xiao Baiyu a mirror so that he could see clearly... And then slapped it on Qiu's face~) Purpose: Be a good person and beware of scams.