Your Mother Begged Me to Have Sex with You [60]

Wang Yanru helps take care of her nephew at her cousin's house. The cousin gives her a salary of 10 yuan a month. Suddenly one day, a woman who claimed to be her cousin's boss came to her and said, "If you are dating my son, I will give you a salary of 50 yuan a month." My cousin's salary is only 30 yuan a month. While Wang Yanru was hesitating, she heard the woman say again, "As long as you insist on breaking up for three months, I will give you a breakup fee of 2,000 yuan." "Okay! I promise you!" After being in a relationship for three months and getting thousands of dollars, it won't be a loss! As a result, 2 months later, but not 3 months later, Wang Yanru approached the woman again, "Your son asked for marriage, is it okay to break up now? I will give you a 50% discount on the breakup fee." "..." —— Fan Mo has nothing but work to do. He is 24 years old and has not yet dated a partner. Finally, after being persuaded by his parents, he agreed to go on a blind date. The person on the blind date said straight to the point, and she fell in love with him from the first meeting. "We can deal with the partner for three months first, and if it doesn't work after three months, we'll break up." Fan Mo nodded. Three months of peaceful life was a bit lacking, but it was acceptable. He silently hoped that his blind date would not be disappointed in him and extend the three months. After getting along, he was no longer satisfied with three months. He wanted to spend a lifetime, but the blind date seemed unhappy. (??) ————Advance collection of "Understanding Animal Language, Police Department Performance 666 [80]" Copywriting: Gu Yiyi transformed into a forestry policeman who was assigned to the grassroots level by the graduation package in the 1980s. A "remote calling system" is also bundled. The system pushes police and news messages every day! #RabbitReport: Officer Gu, this rabbit is about to give birth and is trying to find a safe place to live. Please ask for help! "..." #Report: Officer Gu, there is a fire at home, the fire is burning for hundreds of miles, come and help! Gu Yiliu informed his colleagues that the fire was successfully put out, and the city's commendation flag was delivered to the station. #Dolphin thousands of kilometers away reported the crime: Officer Gu, someone is fishing illegally, please save me, save me! Gu Yiyi made a long-distance call to the fishery administration and arrested the illegal fishermen that night. # Report: Officer Gu, found a dummy nest, come and destroy it quickly! Gu Yiliu informed colleagues from other departments that a gang house and den would be destroyed that night. Gu Yiyi was named and praised for his outstanding performance, and was promoted! # DididiGu police officer, I want to report the crime # DididiGu police officer, come and help quickly —— The copy of this article was written on 2024-1-18 Intention: Happiness depends on oneself.