When He Chengzhou was performing his mission, he noticed a man with red cheeks. He stood in the mud and stared at him with glowing eyes. His long eyelashes were wet with tears. He looked helpless and pitiful. His slightly parted lips seemed to be asking him for help.
He Chengzhou turned his eyes away ruthlessly, and in the next second, he flew over like lightning and caught the person in his arm and fished him away.
Then he realized that he seemed to have saved an ancestor - he was so hairy when he rode the bus, his palate was scratched when eating candied haws, he was allergic to the sweater that cost more than a thousand yuan that he was reluctant to buy, and his whole body itched, and he liked to touch and nibble on his chest muscles while sleeping.
The veins on He Chengzhou's forehead twitched: "You haven't weaned yet?"
Zhu Xingyuan: [Innocent]
The first time my breasts were touched, I was angry, the second time my breasts were touched, I was embarrassed, the third time my breasts were touched, I was numb, the fourth time my breasts were touched, I laughed, the fifth time my breasts were touched, I was happy, the sixth time my breasts were touched, I was proud, the seventh time my breasts were touched, I was happy, and the eighth time my breasts were touched, I enjoyed it.
Later, Zhu Xingyuan found a replacement for his chest muscles, and he no longer bothered He Chengzhou when sleeping. The man's eyebrows darkened: "Why don't you touch me anymore?! It's not allowed! If you don't touch me, you don't love me anymore!"
Zhu family's perspective: "Our old Zhu family's caring and caring eldest son will follow you to the mountains and rivers, ride in Wuling Hongguang, eat steamed buns and pickles, and wear low-quality sweaters?!"
Later, Zhu Xingyuan accidentally knocked out his tooth.
Zhu's family members were furious: "I haven't torn out a single hair since I was a kid, and then you lost a tooth right away?!"
Zhu's family was so angry that they kidnapped the young master who was following the wild man and took him home: "You are not allowed to dig wild vegetables when you are so pampered!"
"Phoenix Man" He Chengzhou was forced to humble himself: "Can I get married?"
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Main attack, the world view has not been set yet
Intermittent mysophobia, useless person, fake weak princess 1x external humanoid weapon, black-skinned cool guy, internally calculating old woman 0
Zhu Xingyuan 1x He Chengzhou 0, no reversal.
Dark skin=bronze skin
Intention: None yet
