My Bamboo Horse Will Never Accept This

Pei Yunqi regained his memory. He remembered that he had traveled through a book, that the world was a novel, and that his sweetheart was the protagonist in the novel. But unfortunately, this is a n——p-focused article! His bamboo horse is just one of Zha Gong's many harems! Zha Gong is a philanderer who falls in love with everyone he meets. The protagonist Shou is Zha Gong's only official official partner publicly, but he has a lot of fun in private, and there are endless scandals about his numerous lovers. This is absolutely not allowed! Seeing that Zhu Ma is going to film a variety show with Zha Gong, their relationship will last for a long time. Pei Yunqi immediately spent a lot of money to join the variety show as an amateur and was constantly followed. When they were assigned rooms, Pei Yunqi stepped in among the protagonists and stalked him to express that he wanted to stay with his brother. Sharing a bed at night and following him to the bathroom in the middle of the night, Pei Yunqi was on guard, not letting go of any trace. Xi Jinran didn't expect that the sweetheart he had not dealt with since childhood would actually come to participate in a variety show, and even asked to be in the same room with him, staying close to him every day, as if to prevent him from cheating. She always calls him weak, laughs at his figure, and gives him a gym card. She also took him to secretly peek at the intimate scenes of another male star in a variety show and chattered in his ears. "This man is really a scumbag. There is one around him, one at home, and one outside. Even if you try hard, you can't bend to such a person." Xi Jinran was speechless: "It's so funny, he's a straight man, okay?" At first, Xi Jinran thought Pei Yunqi was seriously ill. Until [Pei Yunqi loves him so much! On the hot search list. "They are so sweet." "The Bamboo Horse CP is real." "A pair made for each other and locked together." "The Gospel of Yan Dog." Xi Jinran suddenly realized: "It turns out he likes me!!!" "I'm not allowed to bend over other people, you want me to bend over to him!!!" But who can tell him what it means when someone slaps their butt and disappears as soon as the variety show ends? Xi Jinran discovered that Pei Yunqi was particularly concerned about Fu Chenfei, so—— Xi Jinran called Pei Yunqi: "Fu Chenfei is always looking for me recently." Ten minutes later, Pei Yunqi appeared at the door of Xi Renran's house, panting. Xi Jinran raised his eyebrows and got it. In the days that followed, Fu Chenfei was everywhere, and Pei Yunqi turned back into the clingy cake that never left him. Fu Chenfei: I am not part of your play, thank you! Later, Pei Yunqi woke up in the middle of the night and asked, "If someone named Fu dares to come to you, tell him that you are married." Xi Ruran thought for a long time before remembering who the person named Fu was. He pulled him into his arms, hugged him tightly, and kissed him, "I obey, my wife." Tsundere protecting one's shortcomings VS self-defeating strategy He paid too much for his bamboo horse, and was eaten up and wiped clean by the scheming bamboo horse and carried home. [Double first love, 1v1] Intention: Continuous self-improvement