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Tsundere straight-ball female star
In the early stage, the woman chases the man, and in the later stage, the male protagonist chases his wife in the crematorium.
"Illiterate photos of fraud" female star makes a strong comeback
The scene where the male and female protagonists face-fuck each other is so delicious
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With a casual photo of his life, Zhao Dongzang was elected as the campus beauty of H University, and then made his debut starring in movies.
Unexpectedly, at the movie press conference, a bunch of ugly photos were taken of her with poorly managed expressions, which were too different from the photos she became famous for.
Netizens commented: It's a lie!
The opponent took it upon himself to put her photos on instant noodle bags, potato chip bags, and soy sauce bottles...
Caption: Pictures are for reference only, please refer to the actual product.
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Zhao Dongzang, who had just been called disillusioned by netizens, was labeled illiterate again because he memorized a wrong line of poetry.
The opponent was in trouble again, and millions of marketing accounts were launched to accuse Zhao Dongzang of falsifying his academic qualifications.
Netizens cursed: H University campus beauty? No, it's a big joke!
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If you ask Zhao Dongzang, what is the dark history that bothers her the most in her life?
Is it "academic fraud" or "photo fraud"?
Zhao Dongzang: Five years ago—Nie Qingwei actually rejected me? He deserves it too!
... Then, if you were given a chance to come back, would you still like him?
Zhao Dongzang: Let alone do it over again, even if you do it over eight hundred times, it's impossible!
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Until one day, she really goes back to the past——
Looking at this handsome face in front of him, Zhao Dongzang said: It smells so good.
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When I was in college, my classmates were very puzzled by Nie Qingwei's behavior: "Zhao Dongzang is so good-looking, don't you feel anything at all?"
At that time, Nie Qingwei said calmly: "I don't think they look any different."
Later, when they met again and looked at that vivid face, he had to admit: Well, there are still some differences.
Later, the students pointed to the photos on the wall of outstanding alumni and asked him: "Teacher, have you seen Zhao Dongzang?"
He nodded.
The students awed and asked curiously: "Is she really a liar as said on the Internet?"
He shook his head: "No, she is beautiful in person."
After thinking about it, it seemed that it was not enough, so Nie Qingwei added: "More beautiful than anyone I have ever seen."
Purpose: Carry forward Chinese traditional culture
