[Big Boss
1.
On her first day as Chen Chengyi's life assistant, Duan Qinxin accidentally gave the Lantern Festival gift box with his room card to the company's new equity partner.
The partner's sexual orientation is well known and he happily accepted it with an "I know what you mean" look.
Chen Chengyi came back from socializing late at night, opened the door, and saw a big man holding the wall with one hand, holding a rose in his mouth, and looking at him lovingly.
Exit, close the door, call security, and press 110 with an expressionless face.
2.
On the second day when Duan Qinxin worked as a life assistant for Chen Chengyi, she mistakenly sent the information she wanted to send to her former boss to her current boss.
The information is this -
Baby, do you have money? If so, please send it to me. Don't say I'm shameless, ask yourself, who provides for your food and clothing? Who bought your expensive cars and mansions? Yes, I admit it's all you. But would it be too selfish of you to just buy it for yourself? Why don't you buy it for me?
Chen Chengyi:?
3.
During the year Duan Qinxin worked as Chen Chengyi's personal assistant, she caused countless disasters, and it was rumored that Chen Chengyi planned to fire her after New Year's Day.
She drew a red circle on the last page of the calendar, number 31.
It doesn't matter, strike first, the advantage is mine.
She will resign today.
4.
He Zhu, who had poached a corner, suddenly found out one day that he had nothing to film. Overnight, dirt was flying all over the place, and the film he directed was inexplicably unavailable at the beginning of the project.
I took my friend Jiang Tang to complain at the bar.
A mysterious person sent someone to bring a glass of wine. In one sentence - Star He, you don't want your assistant to drink northwest wind every day, do you?
He turned back suddenly.
Chen Chengyi raised his glass to him and smiled, cheers.
Purpose: Oppose CPUs in the workplace.
