The Priest Is Also Having a Scandal Today
司祭大人今天也在闹绯闻
by Ascetics
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 11k Words
- Genre
- Baihe (GL)
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Bai Zhiwei is an outstanding employee of the Space-Time Management Bureau. Before she was swallowed into the turbulence of time and space, she was best at going to the world of pure love to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger to deceive those shady people and stab people with a borrowed knife. She is a 100% pure intellectual talent. As a result, this time my feet slipped into the turbulence of time and space, and at the beginning there was a war between the two countries. Monsters ate people, mermaids went crazy... And they were burdened with a forbidden curse, and they changed from a crispy mage to a real waste vase. As an envoy from Xanadu to the empire for a friendly visit, she was a fragile magician who could only attack from a distance and cast her spells with a long forward swing. She was rightfully detained by the empire and put under house arrest, waiting to be raised and then killed. Bai Zhiwei reluctantly exchanged a world's experience points and system for an escape scroll. Before she started using it, the outer wall of the room was suddenly smashed. A man wearing the uniform of an imperial paladin walked in, holding a blood-stained sword upside down and stepping on the scattered corpses. He was fully armed and his face could not be seen clearly. "Follow me." The knight opened his blood-stained palms to Bai Zhiwei, his voice was low and his reaction was ambiguous. Bai Zhiwei looked up at the knight. The knight... Couldn't see the knight's face. Her plain white fingers were curled up in her sleeves, feeling a little hesitant. Enemy or friendly? Unexpectedly, the knight sneered, grabbed her waist with his backhand and threw her onto his shoulder. Bai Zhiwei was stunned by the hard shoulder helmet, and heard the other party say sarcastically: "You think we knights are dirty? I'm sorry, distinguished mage, if it weren't for the fact that we are old lovers, I should watch you go to the gallows tomorrow. Or -" He sneered: "Do you like that fat pig-like Duke Nussel?" Bai Zhiwei: "... What?" Bai Zhiwei originally thought that Carlin was in a temporary relationship and planned to go their separate ways after crossing the river. Unexpectedly, wherever she goes, natural and man-made disasters will happen one after another in the apocalypse. The sea water turns into blood, mermaids come ashore to be slaughtered, and even the deer in the clouds on the floating island created by God will fall from the sky. She's a little mage with no magic power, so she can only hold on to her ex? Thigh. However, the original person committed a terrible death before, and his ex was defrauded of money, sex, and love, and now he is sarcastic and sarcastic from time to time. In order to hold on tightly to save her life, Bai Zhiwei had no choice but to close her eyes and sign a series of treaties that were humiliating and humiliating the country. Karin: "You can hug your thighs. Come sit on my lap and give me your tail to play with." "QaQ." Bai Zhiwei reluctantly stretched out the succubus' heart-shaped tail that grew out of a curse. The tip of the tail swung back and forth, like a cat-shaped velvet beast. Karin pinched the tip of the tail seriously and looked at it for a long time, then suddenly said seriously: "I think I suffered a loss, Master Priest." Bai Zhiwei looked at him from the corner of her eyes. The knight leaned heavily on the carriage, clasped his fingers and said, "I've been sleeping rough all the way, killing monsters and mermaids, and I might be charged with defecting. Just playing with the tip of your tail, it's not worth my while." Bai Zhiwei said expressionlessly: "What? You still want to play with me?" The knight laughed. He lowered his voice ambiguously: "We are old lovers, what does it matter if we have sex with each other?" ①: He ②: Group portrait essay Purpose: Socialist core values