"Unlimited flow + overhead + growth type + strong female"
Bai Hao, the master of cold jokes + the evil crazy woman
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O God, give the clock its name and divide it into four parts: self, divinity, gifted wisdom and deprived rights.
In this crazy and false world, everyone has lost their true self, and they have lost the value of being a human being.
Therefore God considers them unworthy of life.
The evil god told the world how to die, and told Destiny that the world should be destroyed.
Finally, the evil god said: "You are too greedy to redeem the Brahma I once abandoned."
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Bai Hao is a very emotional NPC who has been trying his best to deceive players.
Until one day the system was updated and she became a player.
Bai Hao: Ah? She is a pitiful and weak little girl. It is so dangerous to enter the game.
Player: Apart from the fact that you are a woman, does being pitiful and weak have anything to do with you?
Bai Hao: (quietly) The relationship between fish and bicycles...
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In a certain dungeon, all players were forced to dance hand in hand, and the ground was covered with players' fingers that had been chopped off by NPCs.
Bai Hao stood aside holding a wine glass and chatting and laughing with the dungeon boss.
Bai Hao: Your dancing looks like mice and cockroaches who took the wrong medicine, and it has the... Aesthetic feeling of a dead body.
Player: Sister, you only have four fingers, so don't mock us. Doesn't your old man feel any pain?
When the player thought that Bai Hao was punished for beating the Boss, Bai Hao directly hit the Boss until he resigned.
In a certain dungeon, players hid in the production area to stir up dissension, but were brutally suppressed and then directly revolted.
And waiting for them to go out:......
Bai Hao threw a bomb behind him with no expression on his face: "Why did you come out? I was almost blown up, you're a bunch of trash."
Then the system announced that the dungeon was 99.9% Damaged, and all dungeons and related derivatives were temporarily suspended!
Player: Wow! What breaking news!
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Until players thought that Bai Hao would continue to be a lone wolf and occasionally give them benefits, a player revealed the approximate skill mechanism that Bai Hao had drawn.
Bai Hao's personal skills were so useless that top Bu Xingtian players even threatened that Bai Hao would die in the advanced dungeon.
Bai Hao: (thinking) Actually, I also think it's useless, but...
After entering the copy——
"Where's the Bai Hao people?"
The players searched through the dungeon map but could not find Bai Hao.
"It's really boring, but..."
Bai Hao sat on the throne, holding the scale of peace high, and touched the plush kitten's head on his lap. Take the poison bottle held by the black cat and completely destroy the evidence.
"Thank you."
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Mission: Let the world be filled with love and positive energy!
