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The world-causing monster Danfusheng, who was supposed to be permanently exiled, returned to the world after a thousand years. All forces that had sealed the monster rushed to unblock it.
The black mist dissipated, only to see Danfu Sheng standing with his hands behind his back, his long hair moving in the wind, and his large flowered trousers also moving in the wind.
Danfusheng:...
The people who were waiting in full array:...
Dan Fu Sheng took out the hand behind his back, and everyone was alert again, only to see that Dan Fu Sheng's well-joined hands were carrying a bag of meat buns and a bag of eggs. There were stamps on the eggs, which were sterile eggs.
Dan Fu Sheng recognized a few familiar faces in the crowd. He sighed and turned around to walk towards the mountain.
Everyone: ... Stop! !
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Dan Fusheng was extremely unwilling to accept the decades after he was exiled.
In order to prove his ideals, he fought for power in a chaotic world.
He succeeded. He had worked diligently for nearly five hundred years to protect his rights. His diet and daily life were fixed. It would take him half a day just to read the bad things reported by the people below. He had no life of his own. He seemed to be in jail.
In the end, Dan Fusheng ran away, and he ran towards his own freedom. Just when he thought he could continue to be so free for the rest of his life, some stupid thing with a bad brain pulled him back again.
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The monster that returned to the world defeated the half-immortal who once sealed him.
The half-immortal whose lifeline was locked asked with a gloomy face: "How are you doing?"
Dan Fu Sheng, who was forced to fight, thought for a while: "You can help me queue up at Huimin Supermarket at 5:30 tomorrow morning."
Half Immortal:? ? ?
Dan Fusheng: "If you do activities, you can get eggs."
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The supervisor asked his subordinates: "What has that monster been doing recently?"
Subordinate: "He recently went to Boys and Girls Go Forward and won a refrigerator for himself."
Supervisor:…
Subordinate: "He bought a bicycle and started riding around the continent."
Supervisor:…
Subordinate: "Halfway through the ride, he was deceived by a pyramid selling organization. Now he has been rescued, and the immortal has taken him home."
Supervisor:? ? ?
Subordinate: "The latest news is that I got into a quarrel with the stall owner because I was always hitting the target at the trap stall, and even got violent with him."
The supervisor quickly stood up: "Is that stall owner still alive?"
Subordinate: "Alive, the stall owner pushed Dan Fu Sheng, and Dan Fu Sheng lay down on the spot. Finally, the police came to mediate, and the stall owner paid more than 200 yuan."
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"Hamster One Thousand Four Hundred Catties"
Cang Yong became a cannon fodder in an interstellar orc novel.
The original owner reaped the consequences and died in the insect wave, and Cangyong wants to take over the identity of the original owner and live on.
According to the original work, Cangyong will be picked up by the star thief leader, and then he will continue to devote himself to the grand cause of framing the protagonist, and finally die without dignity.
Cang Yong was originally unwilling to join the evil forces, but Huang Xing had neither food nor water, so he could only starve to death if he refused.
Obviously the protagonist discovered that there was something wrong with him from the beginning, but the protagonist didn't say anything. The protagonist is a good person.
When he ran out of ammunition, the protagonist left all the food to him. The protagonist was indeed a good person.
When encountering danger, the protagonist wants to hold him and run away. The protagonist is so good!
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Yinfeng's close friend gave him a gift, and the close friend sent the cowardly hamster to him as an "undercover"
Yinfeng knows that hamster very well... Right?
Why does this hamster eat so much? Is it because the task pressure is too heavy and you overeat? But he doesn't look fat either.
When Cang Yong was running out of ammunition and food, he gnawed at the insect's leg with tears in his eyes, and asked Yin Feng if he wanted it.
How did he chew it? !
Later, someone caused trouble for Cangyong, and Yinfeng went to rescue the rat.
Yin Feng stretched out his hand towards Cangyong: "If you are afraid, change back to your original form and I will take you away."
Cang Yong cried with joy, covered his mouth and returned to his original shape.
Then Yinfeng saw a brown... Hamster that was 2.5 Meters long and weighed more than 700 kilograms? ! !
"Hamster" looked very moved, and he tried to move his butt to Yin Feng's palm.
Yin Feng: Wait wait! Wait a moment! !
Brown bear attacks without stealing cassock x straight man loves to show off his strength and black panther suffers
Intention: Learn to look at problems calmly, the world is a beautiful place, as long as you calm down