Original title: "Adult Products Business Guide"
The down-and-out princess is determined to open an adult products store and rule the country
No cp heroine, micro group portrait
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Great Yan's spiritual energy revived, metaphysical sects emerged, and the emperor's power declined and was about to be banned by the Pope.
The Pope even spread rumors that the princess of the current dynasty was dissolute and had a dazzling array of adult toys in the house, so people gradually lost heart.
Zisang traveled to the body of a down-and-out princess, faced with a bleak ending, and other people's systems were read through books, spoilers, and voices, but she was given a system with no sense of boundaries:
——Read XP
Oh shit, she didn't really want to know that the handsome guy in front of her was a cuckold.
Oh shit, she didn't really want to know that this cute corgi was a gay dog.
Oh shit, she didn't even want to know that the villain, Old Pope Biden, was a pain-trembling, four-love man.
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Absolute X? Controlling countless men? Read Nima's XP?
All right.
Her Royal Highness the Princess, who was expelled from the capital, was determined to go crazy with the world and opened her adult products store.
Don't know which product is suitable for you? Are you shy about talking about xp? Can't tell the size model clearly?
With this princess, all problems will be solved!
A shy guest came to us.
"Your Highness, I want that, that, and that..."
"Understood, [beep——] [beep——] is here for you~"
——The shyer you are, the more fun you have.
Walking towards us was a reckless guest.
"Your Highness, what product is good for massaging the uterus?"
"Men don't have uteruses. Brother, what you are touching is the prostate. I recommend this prostate massager to you, which guarantees that you will enjoy the pleasure of shitting."
——Reckless, but zero in every aspect.
People in Dayan expressed confusion: Is the princess crazy?
The villain Old Biden looked down upon this: You shameless girl, you are toying with such disgusting things, I will kill you tomorrow!
However, under the guise of an adult products store, she rectified officialdom, strengthened infrastructure, promoted trade, and governed the country. Wherever her footsteps went, the weather was smooth, the government was harmonious, and Old Bidden was so angry that he almost returned to the West.
The crooked princess proves with her strength: question the princess, understand the princess, and become a princess!
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Watching instructions:
00. The whole text has nothing to do with three times
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1. This article is the same as the heroine herself. It may seem unseemly, but in fact it is quite serious. However, if you look at it again, it may seem unseemly.
2. The fictitious background of oriental fantasy, all the characters are fictitious, and it is not a particularly serious plot.
3. All members without CP are not allowed to fall in love ()
4. After receiving the article, you can kowtow. I will take the lead.
Purpose: Love life and actively get rich