During the day, Lu Youli was a frustrated little wimp who was scolded by his boss. At night, he was a violent wild king who killed everyone in the canyon. If he disagreed, he would destroy the other party's entire family.
Lu Youli, who had just been scolded by his boss during the day, killed his opponent Princess Yaoyao in the canyon at night 0-23-3. Unexpectedly, Princess Yaoyao not only did not get angry but also gave Lu Youli dozens of skins.
Since then, Lu Youli has become Princess Yaoyao's exclusive mount.
Later, they also talked about online dating.
The good news is that Lu Youli is finally dating his online date. The bad news is that he finds out that his online date is actually a man.
The good news is that the other person has broad shoulders and a narrow waist, is handsome and rich, but the bad news is that he is the irritable boss who finds trouble and scolds him every day.
The good news is that the boss doesn't like men. The bad news is that after seeing him, the boss pondered and said that men can also give it a try.
Good news, I tried it and the boss was very satisfied. Bad news, Lu Youli felt that he had been cheated.
Xu Yunian, the president of SY Group, is a resolute and unsmiling boss during the day, but at night he is a rough dog that everyone in the canyon shouts and beats. He is so bad that he has broken two mobile phones.
Good news, he has a crush on a kid from the branch. Bad news, the kid likes women.
The good news is that he and his children formed a CP in the canyon. The bad news is that he was used as a vegetable in the canyon.
The good news is that after the online dating interview, his child promised him to give it a try. The bad news is that after he tried it, the child cried in pain and was not satisfied.
The good news is that they are finally together. The bad news is that love rivals are like leeks, growing one after another.
"Advance receipt"
"The hero's cat knows martial arts"
Due to a system failure that year, when he came back, the possessed body was burned to ashes. He had no choice but to possess the cat of the male patron Gu Cheng's house, and the golden finger's mind-reading ability was also lost.
Okay, it's not a big problem. Cats are so cute, so he can accept it————
Accepting his ancestors, who can tell him what a cat can do to help the male protagonist make a comeback, become the best actor, reach the top, and reunite with the female protagonist?
Do you rely on his cat to be cute? It's really far north.
However, seeing that Gu Cheng is a qualified shit shoveler, he, the Meow King, is willing to help.
What? Is there a wild cat snatching his ham? It's so daring! As the leader of the Maomao Cult, he would never allow it!
Half a month later, King Meow Meow came back covered in mud, dragging one leg with three legs and holding his head high.
"Don't worry, scavenger, I've caught all the mice in this area. Without food, the wild cats will never come again."
Gu Cheng remained silent and opened the jar.
What? The director's family has ten cats, but they can't catch a burrowing mouse? It's so embarrassing!
King Meow Meow, who had been borrowed for a week, came back with disheveled fur and blood all over his body, with a proud look of victory on his face.
"Okay, shit shovel, I helped the director dismantle 18 pinhole cameras and found 32 recording pens. No matter what kind of mouse, I will take action personally. I have my little brothers to work for me."
The grateful director extended a script invitation to Gu Cheng.
Gu Cheng picked up a short-legged cat on the roadside. It was wrapped in yellow mud and had a hood of withered grass. Its round eyes didn't look very bright.
The day after he brought it home, he actually heard Maomao's voice.
"Meow! I know it's not easy for you, but can you shut up? That silly dog next door can sing better than you!"
"Meow, I can't tell the scavenger that I was beaten by a wild cat. It's so embarrassing. It's all because of these four short legs. I can't run and can't be scratched."
"Meow(>^ω^
Purpose: The pursuit of love is everyone's right