
Every Time I Go Through the Plot, I Fail.
每次走剧情都失败
by Litchli Tai (litch黎太)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 30k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Once bound to the cannon fodder acting system, Ji Jingan traveled to various worlds and started an acting career. Ji Jing'an: You are acting seriously. The protagonists came here on their own. [The vicious fake young master in the novel about a wealthy family] Ji Jing'an originally thought that he, the fake young master, would be kicked out of the house when the real young master came back, and would be ridiculed and disdained by everyone. Unexpectedly, all the protagonists posted messages saying they liked him and begging him not to reject them. [Selfish Master in Cultivation Literature] This time he became a selfish sect master, accepting the protagonist as his disciple just to use his essence and blood to assist his practice, completely ignoring the other person's pain. Later, his apprentice's beauty attracted many outstanding admirers, including the unruly Demon Lord, the mysterious Master of Tianji Pavilion... Ji Jing'an was supposed to be tortured to death by them to vent his anger on the protagonist, but unexpectedly the plot fell apart again. His disciple had a demon in his heart, and all he wanted to do was become a Taoist companion with him. Ji Jing'an: I really followed the plot seriously. . [The perverted psychiatrist in a strange novel] Ji Jing'an became the psychiatrist of the protagonist Gong, but he secretly coveted the protagonist's adopted brother and often spied on him in secret. He was a complete pervert. In the original plot, the protagonist Gong also likes his adopted brother and is crazy possessive. When he found out that Ji Jing'an was obsessed with his adoptive brother, the protagonist deliberately created a man-made accident and successfully allowed the perverted psychiatrist Ji Jing'an to receive the lunch box. Unexpectedly, the protagonist Gong's adoptive brother not only didn't get angry when he discovered his perverted behavior, but instead blushed and expressed that he liked him too. After the protagonist discovered his perverted behavior, he bit his neck fiercely. He was so jealous that he could do better than everyone else and asked him if he could like him. [The bamboo horse with dark thoughts in the campus article] Ji Jing'an has become a close friend who grew up with the protagonist Shou, but he always covets him in a dark way. Secretly collect each other's clothes and even drinking glasses. He never expected that the protagonist Shou, who had always been sunny, lively and gentle in his memory, would actually keep his things privately, even more than he had collected. The twisted and crazy love in the diary jumped out on the page, and even the walls of the basement at home were densely covered with his photos. Ji Jingan: Good guy, I met a colleague. Gong and Shou are both clean. Gong is a loyal dog. Shou is beautiful but not a girl. The arrow between Gong and Shou is very thick. Everyone in the world will have a favorable impression of Shou. Pre-received article: The max-level boss just wants to draw cards [unlimited] After losing her memory, Bai Zexia accidentally entered the infinite game world. Dangerous and strange monsters are everywhere in the dungeon, and if you are not careful, you will fall into prey. Fortunately, every new player who enters the infinite world can randomly obtain an ability. Bai Zexia opened her mailbox and took a look, huh? Is this his ability? Skill name: [Field expands, I want to draw cards!] Skill details: When certain conditions are met, players can choose to randomly obtain one-time ability cards from single draws or 10 consecutive draws. Ability cards are divided into R level, SR, SS, and SP. Um? What happens if the ability card is duplicated? We are pure games and have already thought of a solution! Duplicate ability cards can be turned into fragments and used to synthesize a mirror to reflect the player's handsome face~ SSR will come out within 100 draws! SP will come out within 1000 draws! All rights of interpretation belong to Infinite World~ I wish players a happy drawing of cards! Bai Zexia: "..." This card drawing skill is quite sinister. Other players' cheats are either enhanced physical fitness or super cool magic skills... Why does it turn into a card draw for him? But this card drawing skill turned out to be unexpectedly good. He drew it once and wanted to draw again. If you want to draw cards, you must clear many infinite game copies to have card drawing tickets. So a very wild boss appeared in Infinite Game Zone 3, a copy of the high-risk machine game that others were afraid of to death. He came in and out as if he were at home. There were also a lot of tricks. While other players were still trying to figure out the riddle of the infinite game boss, he actually asked the infinite game boss to guess the riddle he had set up himself. Bai Zexia: "I am more powerful than these infinite bosses, why should I guess them? Instead of them understanding me?" A group of players: "Wait a minute, why does this unexpectedly make sense?!" But what is your identity?! Are you really a new player? After recovering some memories, Bai Zexia said: "Huh? I seem to be a closed beta player." Infinite Game Boss: Wuwuwuwuwuwu, you old guy, haven't you already passed all the exams perfectly and become a manager? Why did you come to Novice Village to abuse vegetables? Bai Zexia only vaguely remembered that he came here to find someone. Who was he looking for? ... When Duan Xuqing met Bai Zexia for the first time, he thought he was a defenseless nobleman, foolishly protecting him again and again only to be protected by him in turn. When they first met, the other party thought it was a virtual person summoned by him and touched him severely. Later, when I found out that the other party was a player who opened the server, my eyes widened, but I was expecting it. Hey, wait! It turns out that this guy's true identity is the administrator?! Duan Xuqing: "Boss, I believe everything you say now." Bai Zexia: "Actually, I am still your husband and your lover." Duan Xuqing: "6." ........ Bai Zexia thought everything was just an unexpected encounter, but in fact it was a grand reunion. Synchronously updating: "Being a cannon fodder supporting role in a dog-blooded cultivation novel" Wen Shuo was stabbed to death. But luckily, there was a guy who called himself the System and said he could help him rebirth, provided that he had to complete tasks in various small worlds according to its requirements. Wen Shuo agreed, but he forgot why he was stabbed to death and who was the person who stabbed him to death. The first mission world that the system sent it into was based on a novel, and its name was "The Beautiful Man and his Wife Are Famous in the World~". Wen Shuo:.... It seems that I roughly know what the story is. The book is a self-cultivation novel. It tells the story of the protagonist Ye Liaoqing, who is attracted by the young cannon fodder played by Wen Shuo because he is very good-looking and is a peerless being in the sky and on earth. Later, Ye Liaoqing got the opportunity to escape from his clutches. This opportunity was when Wen Shuo's family was massacred by the demon cultivator, and Wen Shuo himself was torn apart by the demon cultivator and turned into food. Ye Liaoqing later met his true love, the Demon King, who chased after me, did aerobic exercise without restraint every day, and became famous all over the world with his beauty. Surprisingly, the whole plot collapsed. Wen Shuo was not dead but was inexplicably fell in love with a group of perverts whom he did not know at all. The perverts insisted that they had a deep relationship and had known each other for a long time, and they all wanted to renew their relationship with him. Wen Shuo:?? ! Do we know each other? Pervert No. 1: Master, you broke your promise. Pervert No. 2: Didn't you promise that I would be the only one around you? You lied to me. The most terrible thing is that Ye Liaoqing, who was supposed to hate him to the core, actually... Who can tell him that the person who looked like a ruthlessly abandoned puppy and begged him not to leave with red eyes was really the ruthless protagonist Ye Liaoqing? ! Wen Shuo later discovered that this was not the first time he had done such a mission. He had completed missions in various small worlds before, and those men were all his previous mission targets... And now they were all coming to his door. Slicing Attack Shuangjie He. Logic was eaten by puppies There are many Shura fields Motto: Hard work will pay off
