NO.1
It was during the school's monthly exam. In fact, I didn't cheat at all. I just wanted to be a prank. I blocked the invigilator's face and threw a piece of white paper to the person in front of me. After he saw it, he picked up the paper and unfolded it. There was nothing written on it, but he insisted on saying that I cheated. As a result, I stood in the principal's office until my feet were swollen!
NO.2
This time it was at a blind date meeting held by my best friends Junyao and Zhiting. I had sex and we had such a great time chatting that I couldn't leave even if I wanted to. Junyao said that if I left, she would flush all my political novels down the toilet... Which made me blow bubbles into the milk coffee until my cheeks were sore...
NO.3
This time, it's even worse. Why is the lovely Teacher Yang gone? And I'm already in college, right? Why is he, a high school teacher, coming back to teach us? After checking, we found out that he was not a high school teacher, but a college teacher. He was 22 years old, and his surname was Su Mingxun. He also had two brothers in the family named Su Shi and Su Che. He was the invigilator for the exam when his cousin was ill...
God, please give me the strength to slap myself to death! ! ! ! !