Master: How can I be such a cool Master? How to teach this acting apprentice? What about the promised filial piety?
Disciple: Why does my heart of respecting teachers and teachings keep beating randomly?
Master: If you want to cultivate immortality, learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well!
Disciple: There are such fallacies!
Master: I will take the first place in the city and make you proud!
Disciple: I will enter the first examination room and let you do it!
Master: It's a dark moon and a high wind, what's the big deal between us?
Disciple: Are we seeking death again?
Master: I want to be as steady as an old dog!
Disciple: You are still as active as a rabbit!
Master's disciple: This ticket is too big, you can't die!
Intention: A joyful escape from the campus, while the inner volume of cultivating immortality is correct.