
Roommates Are Not Human Beings
合租室友不是人
by Pillow Mountain Green (枕山青)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 7k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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* Chi Jingshan has lived for a thousand years, and for the first time, a little Taoist priest stuffed him with a yellow talisman. The Taoist priest seemed to have made a lot of determination before handing over the wrinkled talisman paper. Chi Jingshan was very unhappy that a mere Taoist priest actually wanted to regain the evil god. He glanced sideways at the thin figure in the corner of the elevator, and unexpectedly met a pair of clear eyes: "Keeping you safe by exorcising ghosts and evil spirits." In the little Taoist's expectant eyes, he took the yellow talisman, held it in his hand and played with it. There was a slight blush on the little Taoist priest's fair and delicate face, and he stuttered a bit when he spoke: "If you really have nowhere to go, you can go to Hulan Bay No. 3 To find me." Chi Jingshan looked at his hastily escaping figure, and felt a bit of evil amusement. It turned out that this little Taoist priest was plotting something against him. He appeared at Hulan Bay as scheduled. The little Taoist priest was very excited to see him and pulled him straight to the gorgeous and luxurious villa behind him: "Since you are here, let's get started." Chi Jingshan's criss-crossed long legs remained motionless, his beautiful eyes were full of teasing, and his tone was always lazy: "You're not old, but you're quite playful." The little Taoist spoke in an urgent tone, holding his sleeves tightly for fear of him leaving: "I said in the private message on the forum that you would teach me how to draw talismans and catch ghosts, and I would give you free rent. Do you want to go back on your word?" You can also be scammed online, it turns out you are a fool. Chi Jingshan played a few tricks like a cat, but every time he got the little Taoist priest dumbfounded and clapping his hands. He sighed and ordered, "Forget it, let Black and White Wuchang throw a few more powerful ones up." * The rumored evil god has wandered around the world for thousands of years. He is neither alive nor dead, and cannot reincarnate. After his identity was exposed, Chi Jingshan asked the little Taoist priest who was shaking into a ball, "Why do you have to become a Taoist priest even if you can't live a life of fine clothes and fine food?" The little Taoist priest turned his back to him, his voice clear and firm, "I want to untie the shackles that the Cheng family has been carrying for hundreds of years, and also to prevent innocent people from dying unexpectedly, so that innocent wandering souls can escape into reincarnation." His heart was slightly shaken, and the wind and snow accumulated for thousands of years seemed to be clear at this moment. # She's both naive and soft-hearted, but she's very strong and sultry, and she doesn't want to admit defeat. Half-baked Taoist priest x Millennium Evil God Intention: Obsessed for thousands of years, finally got this solution