Hello, Would You Like to Know About the Underworld System?
你好,地府编制了解一下?
by Banquet on the Green Hills (宴坐青山)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 351k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeCultivation
- POVTop-Lead (Gong)
- Age18+
- Episodic
- Horror
- Occult
- Supernatural
- Unattainable Beauty
- Xianxia Cultivation
Synopsis
(Full text has been completed) Excellent businessman was beaten by his boss x mysterious Fengdu civil servant The innocent straight man transforms into a green tea dog vs. The flower of the high mountain who actively seduces people Bad news, unemployed. Good news, I found a job seamlessly. Even worse news is that there is no one alive in the whole company. Just because the population of the underworld is exploding, labor needs to be transferred to the human world. Lu Xing, who was tricked into the company, turned his grief and anger into chicken blood and actively found jobs for various ghosts and monsters in the human world. With his efforts: An old man who has been dead for a hundred years taught himself computer skills and became a security guard; The hot-tempered fire spirit passed the CPA transformation; The gloomy and autistic Herbal Essence became optimistic and cheerful, and won the first prize in the Chinese Herbal Medicine Knowledge Competition; ……. Outsiders: The employees of this company are so terrifying! Lu Xing: Volume! Roll them all up for me! Money! Make money. Lu Xing, who worked hard to save his life, never expected that one day he would have an office romance, with the company's big boss, that mysterious underground civil servant. At first, Lu Xing just thought their boss was good-looking, until he sensed that the boss was trying to catch him intentionally or unintentionally, he instantly turned into a mosquito coil and hit straight balls every day to show his love... Lu Xing: Boss, today we step out of the elevator with our left foot. Do you know what this means? ) Chi Nan: What? Lu Xing: It means we will always be united (refill) Chi Nan:.......... Lu Xing: Boss, why did you tie this amulet around your neck like a dog chain? Chi Nan: Because you are a dog Lu Xing: Yes, yes, I am your dog Many years later, a reporter from Jifu Daily asked in an interview: "How did you two fall in love in the first place?" Lu Xing: He loves me as much as he wants. Chi Nan: Look at the face Lu Xing (crying): You really just like my appearance. Chi Nan: Baby, there are so many handsome guys, why do I only like you? You are so handsome that you stand out from the rest. Lu Xing: What about my soul? Where is my wisdom? Isn't it worthy of your liking? Chi Nan: Let's discuss our shortcomings in private, so don't mention them. I'll leave this paragraph out and thank you. [New column articles for collection]: The dead Bai Yueguang does sit-ups! ? Helan River X River resumes operation Fake aloofness, scheming, cruelty, real idiot, pure love, pure love attack Fakely innocent, kind and weak, but really cunning. Those who control the fishing system are subject to Interstellar 3037 A plane from Earth in 2037 traveled through time and space and landed on Mercury. Helan Xi: I just went to the toilet. What did I do? This is not Country Y. According to Mercury's law, intruders will face fifty years of imprisonment and will be sent back to the primitive Earth of 3037 after serving their sentence. Helan Xi, who is bound to the veterinary system: My fate is up to me. Come on, get the link! Phew, fuck the patient. Live broadcast around the world to perform surgeries on all races, with advanced equipment and operations that amaze everyone and gain a large number of fans. "Mercury 3037 user has dominated the list for a week and has been given the opportunity to chat privately" Mercury 3037: (Shy) Hello, Dr. He, I am your fan, can I get to know you? Mercury 3037: Dr. He, good morning Mercury 3037: Dr. He, good evening Helan Xi, who just lost love: Are you an alarm clock? Roll! At the Mercury Person of the Year Award Ceremony, He Lanxi was stunned when he looked at the superior consul. This face, isn't this my first love that died in infancy? Still in shock, and accidentally seeing the interface of the other party's phone, Helan Xi's eyes darkened again. This bitch is actually the one he chats with online! ! ! Helan Xi: What a liar! Run! System: [Master, if you can't run away, please obey] Helan Xi: Shut up, Xiao Ling System: [Aren't you the same? Purpose: Selecting talents, actively generating income, using clean energy to protect the environment