I Want to Beat Your Ass Off!

Copywriting: Before falling in love: "The young master has not smiled for ten years. Yesterday was the first time I saw the young master smile!" The housekeeper faced the green young man and spoke standard Mandarin with a look of relief on his face. Jia Ling, who was still standing at the door, glanced blankly past the housekeeper and towards Jiang Suyuan, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV. Jiang Suyuan glanced at him indifferently, and Jia Ling quickly lowered her head, like a child who had done something wrong, and put the soup carefully wrapped in her arms behind her back. "If you want to come in, come in. If you don't want to, my driver will take you back." Jiang Suyuan's voice was cold. Jia Ling's eyes darkened and she turned away: "I'll go by myself." After falling in love: "Isn't it time to keep distance from me?" Jia Ling pushed away Jiang Suyuan, who was too shameless. Jiang Suyuan clenched the little thing in his arms and kissed his soft cheeks affectionately. He couldn't let it go. He wished he could kiss him eight hundred times a day: "How can I give it up! I really don't know what to do with you..." Jia Ling: "Then will you still shame me?" Jiang Suyuan: "I don't dare! You are my only choice!" Jia Ling felt beautiful in her heart: "Then if I'm being bullied, you have to help me fight back!" "Okay! I will make the person who bullied you pay a heavy price!" The butler stood far away, looking at the butler full of tears. He put his hand to his mouth and said loudly: "You are the first boy that the young master has hugged! I have never seen the young master care so much about others!" "Um... Isn't there anyone in your family who speaks normally?" The more Jia Ling heard, the more something was wrong... Love Little Theater 1. Jiang Suyuan took a bite of the chicken leg that Jialing brought over. The soup and tender meat were full of juice flowing in his mouth. Jiang Suyuan nodded to express that it was delicious. "Isn't it delicious?" Jia Ling smiled. Jiang Suyuan began to turn into a maniac who stared at his wife for a moment. "Oh my god it tastes so good~" Jia Ling was impressed by her cooking skills and couldn't help but sigh. Jiang Suyuan raised the corner of his mouth, leaned his upper body forward, and got close to Jia Ling's fair and tender face. A hint of smile flashed in his eyes: "It tastes good to me too. Do you want to try it?" Jia Ling's cheeks turned red and she acquiesced to Jiang Suyuan's request. 2. Jia Ling put on her apron, opened the refrigerator, and fixed her eyes uncertainly on a box of pure milk. He didn't remember when he bought it. Jia Ling took out a cup of pure milk and poured it out, shook it twice, put it under her nose and smelled it. She couldn't smell it, so she walked out of the kitchen with the cup. Jiang Suyuan was sitting on the sofa looking at the documents in his hand. When he saw his wife coming out, his eyelids instantly raised. "Is this milk going bad?" Jia Ling stared at the cup distressedly and sat next to Jiang Suyuan. Jiang Suyuan took the cup and also put it between his nose and smelled it. Jia Ling: "Can't you smell it with your nose?" Jiang Suyuan took a sip and said calmly: "I can't taste it either." Jia Ling:...... Reading instructions: Be gentle when reading! Intention: Love is the arrival of fate, not a necessity of life.