Yan Tang quit his job and returned to his hometown to take care of his grandmother, who was recovering from a serious illness. Seeing her bank card balance decreasing day by day, Yan Tang, who had been in major live broadcast studios all year round, had an idea and decisively decided to step into the trend of anchoring!
It's just that Yan Tangkong is beautiful but has no special skills. He sings like a magic sound piercing his ears and dances like a mantis dancing.
Not good at editing, not good at make-up, not good at dressing... Yan Tang looked at the old man's shirt and big shorts he was wearing. They were not as exquisite as those worn by the village aunt!
Forget it, let's be more simple!
At this time, Yantang's eyes turned to his own fields and fruit fields.
Later, the first type of local anchor on the Internet came out, and "shared farms" became popular all over the Internet!
Cloud landlords across the country squat in the live broadcast room every day to protect their small vegetable plots from growing vigorously.
Catching insects, watering, fertilizing, and loosening the soil, Yan Tang is busy every day.
I don't know when, there was another figure busy in the fields. When asked by netizens, Yan Tang held up a hoe and solemnly stated that it was a long-term worker hired for everyone. The ring on the ring finger shines brightly.
Netizens: Liar! The cabbages they raised in the clouds were eaten by pigs!
She Niu occasionally plays a sexy anchor × a researcher from the Academy of Agricultural Sciences
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3. The protagonist is not a perfect person, please mind if you accidentally enter.
4. All agricultural-related knowledge in the article is fabricated by the author, please do not take it seriously.
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"Walking Ghost"
As a ghost agent in the new era, while other ghost agents are fishing, Jiang Qie is the only one who wanders between the Yin and Yang realms every day, engaging in ghosts and dreams. He is a model worker in the new era, attracting the admiration of all the ghost agents on the surface, but privately he is speechless.
All the ghosts: Who in the family understands? It doesn't matter if you're a human being, she's also a ghost! Let the devil live!
Hostess: My family, we just want to get moldy if we stay in the dark underworld all day long! Why not go out if you can?
So the heroine works diligently and conscientiously every day——
Walking ghost.
Facts have proved that as long as people's hearts are full of sunshine and joy, even boring work can be fun.
For example——
One day, after a ghost had a heart attack with his son and cried, looking at the little time left to dream, he finally remembered that the most important thing had not yet been said. He cheered up and said loudly in the most standard Mandarin in his life: Son, listen to me, the next lottery number is...
Beep——!
The lottery numbers are…
Beep——!
Your wife is having an affair with your best brother!
Son:…
Jiang Qie: Wow, exciting!
The lottery numbers are…
Beep beep beep! Time's up!
Jiang Qie, who had eaten the shocking giant melon, threw the chain with a smile and waved his hand to drag away the kid who tried to cheat.
The consequence of being addicted to gossip is that your work is inefficient and error-prone.
One day Jiang Qie was seduced as usual. She was sitting on the eaves listening to the gossips of the mothers-in-law below. She almost missed the time and threw the chain in her hand in a hurry.
After a burst of lightning and thunder, the two parties involved in a major car accident not far away screamed and screamed vigorously. The tall young man in the crowd of onlookers fell softly and was taken away by the ambulance that adhered to the principle of not leaving empty. Only Jiang Qie and the chained male ghost were left looking at each other. Jiang Qie became petrified at the thought of the punishment he was about to face.
Si·Ordinary onlookers·Jiang: Who can tell him why he can die just by eating melon? !
Posted on March 26, 2024
Purpose: Pay attention to the development of traditional agriculture
