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Luo Yu was an unlucky boy. He was born ten years after the end of the world. He only lived for five years in that era when everything was lacking, and was lost in a battle between beasts.
When he opened his eyes again, his body had actually deteriorated. In the mirror, he had chubby hands and a chubby little face. He could only stand on tiptoe just above an adult's knees, and he could walk like a penguin.
The aunt in front of me said he was only three and a half years old.
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But none of this is a problem.
This is not the end of the world. There are no monsters that have mutated and opened their bloody mouths, there are no zombie legions that may attack at any time, and there are no vines that can burst out of the ground at any time.
There are big golden round cakes hanging in the sky, flowers and greenery everywhere, and steaming food that makes people drool.
Here he also has an unharmonious family, a father who never shows up, a mother who is gentle and beautiful but often disappears, a brother who is always cold-faced and indifferent to everything, and a sister who always wants to take care of him with her purple hair.
Auntie said that all this was because of Luo Yu, because he was a child with brain problems.
Until he said his first words, his brother could no longer keep his cold face, his sister was obsessed with sucking babies, his mother joined a baby show in order to spend more time with him, and his transparent father flew back overnight.
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Luo Yu is someone else's kid in the show. When other kids get upset, he even folds his own quilt.
When other children were making a fuss, he took the program to the food broadcast route.
Before the next broadcast
Tangtang, Guanguan and Qiqi: "I want to sleep with Xiaoyu!"
A certain naughty kid who grabbed him and wouldn't let go: "No! Xiao Yu can only sleep with me."
Luo Xiaoyu blinked his round eyes: "No, I have already promised my mother."
Naughty kid: "Then I'll line up, and you guys aren't allowed to line up."
The next day, there was a little head in Luo Yu's bed. The naughty child was singing out-of-tune children's songs in a baby's arms...
Under the camera, Little Douding, who was wearing cartoon pajamas, was held in his arms. His shiny black hair was pressed softly by the pajamas, and his sculpted little face was sunk in the dinosaur's big mouth, as delicate as a doll.
Barrage:
"Sure enough, you have to start coaxing your wife from an early age, bamboo horses and bamboo horses are so cute~~"
"Another day when I was tricked into giving birth to a baby. How can I have such an angel baby!"
"The colorful sacks are ready. This should be the fastest way to have a beautiful cub."
Luo Yu: Although Zaizai is very good, my aunt cannot commit crimes!
Small theater:
Luo Xiaoyu had a problem recently. The uncle of the program team released a new task, and when it came to inviting family members to visit the class, his mother gave him the opportunity to identify candidates.
But... Xiao Yu was also in a bit of trouble. No matter who he chose, the two people he didn't choose would be angry. He pinched his fingers and started to make a phone call.
Dad Luo: "Baby, dad just bought a piece of land for you. When the amusement park is built, you can play all the projects in it."
Sister Luo: "Little Yuyu, wait for me, none of the cubs can escape, wait for me to suck, hahahaha~~"
Brother Luo: "Xiao Yu, didn't you say you wanted to eat strawberry pudding last time? Next time we meet, my brother will make it for you to try."
Luo Xiaoyu(づ ̄+3 ̄)づ: "Brother is the best, Xiaoyu loves you very much."
After hanging up the phone, Luo Xiaoyu wiped his saliva. This time, let's pamper my brother first~
Food Guide
*Daily warm articles about raising puppies, early growth line, minors will not engage in intimate behavior
*Gong is Xiao Shen, who only appears in Wa Zong, about Chapter 10
Purpose: Zaizai's life as a group pet
Reader comments
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"Lu Hanzhang immediately felt like the world was spinning and he didn't know where he was." This is a big bug for the author~
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Chapter 136 has been almost completely rewritten, and updates will gradually resume starting tomorrow.
I really smiled bitterly [ burst into tears ] and got my points back haha...
Good guy, the CN compound has been cracked
"Lu Hanzhang immediately felt like the world was spinning and he didn't know where he was." This is a big bug for the author~ [Pigeon][Pigeon]
I just worshiped Grandpa, the God of Wealth, in the morning. When I opened Jinjiang in the evening, I found that I had won a prize! My wife is my God of Wealth in the New Year [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] Happy New Year [Kiss] [Kiss] [Kiss]
Hahahahahahaha Gong Jin is indeed hopelessly smart. He can tell at a glance what the arrogant Sun Quan is thinking.
Chapter 136 has been almost completely rewritten, and updates will gradually resume starting tomorrow.
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