Shao Qingting, a popular actress in the entertainment industry in the 1990s, was secretly a decathlon master who could catch ghosts. Although she had a violent personality and exaggerated acting skills, she was extremely capable of exorcising evil spirits and eliminating disasters. However, she was accidentally tricked and sent to a mental hospital.
Her master said: "Your fate seems to have come to an end, but there is still a glimmer of hope. I will calculate it for you. It won't take long, just 25 years. You can endure it any longer."
Shao Qingting: "... Who wants to endure it?"
However, when she woke up, she went from a mental sanatorium to the VIP ward of a high-end private hospital 25 years later.
In this era, she changed from a popular female star to an 18th-tier minor artist. A certain tier-one actress was scolded by fans and marketing accounts for landing on the moon, so she suffered a depression and committed suicide by swallowing sleeping pills.
Shao Qingting rolled around and knocked on her master's door: "Master, open the door. It's me, your apprentice from 25 years ago."
Her master stood behind the door at three o'clock in the morning: "... Are you 25 years old?"
Shao Qingting: "Thirty years ago, you showed the boss of the Sun Group an extra 500,000 yuan when you showed him a house."
Her master: "?!"
"It turns out to be you, my good apprentice!"
After she was discharged from the hospital, Shao Qingting's company decided to hide her temporarily and let her fend for herself in order to avoid the limelight.
Her master: "I've thought about it. If it doesn't work, you can go online to calculate fortunes and read Feng Shui to look for lost items. Now that technology is advanced, there aren't so many strange powers and chaos. Remember not to show your face."
Shao Qingting: "... Really?"
She opened the Internet doubtfully.
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Netizen A: "Master, there are strange movements at night where I live. Can you tell me what's going on?"
Shao Qingting: "Can you stop getting suspicious when you watch a horror movie? Take a picture and show it to me."
Netizen A: "I sent you a private message, Master."
Shao Qingting looked at the female ghost hanging in the room in the photo: "... Brother, why don't we change houses?"
Netizen A: "Ah... It's not easy to find a house with a suitable rent now. Master, will I die? If not, I will continue to live."
Shao Qingting:?
Netizen B: "Master, this is the fortune talisman I asked for last month. Do you think this symbol means fortune?"
Shao Qingting: "Throw it away. Although this thing can bring in a little fortune, it will only hinder your chances of success."
Netizen B: "Really?! I will carry it with me day and night!"
Shao Qingting:? ?
Netizen C: "Master, my boyfriend cheated on me. Is there any spell that can make him unlucky?"
Shao Qingting: "This kind of spell will backfire on you, and it's very expensive. Just kick him."
The next second she received a series of gift reminders in the background.
Shao Qingting: "... After thinking about it carefully, I really can't let the scumbag have a smooth life."
#I used to say I was catching ghosts and you called me crazy, but now why are they all more crazy than me#
#I like the world after rebirth, everyone's mental state is as beautiful as mine#
Intention: Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the way of heaven is reincarnation.
