Yu Xiaoyou inexplicably entered a game called "Jiang", where there were all kinds of strange people and monsters.
So Yu Xiaoyou thought he was "friendly" and said hello: "... Hi?"
Dungeon NPC: "Damn, don't come over here!"
Yu Xiaoyou:?
I also met an old friend I hadn't seen for a long time in the game.
That old friend looks better than before, but he feels like his brain is not very good...
An old friend: "Do you still remember me?"
Yu Xiaoyou:?
An old friend: "Oh, I knew you wouldn't remember me, you heartless person."
Yu Xiaoyu: Why do you feel like I'm a scumbag?
An old friend said: "Xiao Yu'er, what do you think we should do?"
Hearing this somewhat familiar name, Yu Xiaoyou fell into deep thought, and then... He ran away, but before he could run far, he was carried back by his collar.
An old friend said: "Why are you running? How about you pledge yourself to me?"
Yu Xiaoyou: Damn it
Purpose: civilized society
