Born into a family full of athletes, I always wondered if I was adopted.
After all, compared to his brother who was dubbed the twin star of the speed walking world when he was in middle school, his cousin who won five consecutive men's singles championships in the World Figure Skating Championships, and his cousin who was said to be able to fight back with one hand and become the second-generation sword emperor in a foreign country.
Me: I hit my head with a tennis ball, my face with a volleyball, my feet with a basketball, I will hit my skateboard when I paddle out, I will fall after running for ten minutes, my bow and arrow will 100% land on someone else's target...
——A sports waste with no water in it, he really seems to be incompatible with this family! !
Just when I was mentally prepared to have a showdown with my parents and say, "I already know everything, you don't have to hide it anymore," my classmate from elementary school suddenly called and invited me to watch his basketball game.
Out of support for my friend's passion for sports and to enjoy the last calm before the storm, I agreed.
Then, I watched a real blue arc appear in the eyes of my friends and teammates.
Wait, wait! Can anyone explain to me that playing basketball is a sport that involves sparks and lightning all the way? !
I was puzzled, shocked, and confused. I walked out of the venue to calm down before doing a mental evaluation. I saw that the tennis court next door where the match was taking place had been transformed into another dimension...
... Huh?
I'm really crazy.
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This kind of shock made me less shocked when I met the little fox holding a knife in his mouth when I went back. When the knife turned into a human form and asked me if I wanted to join the government of time and protect the world with them, I was much less shocked.
Squatting down while holding the appointment letter handed over by the little fox, I asked seriously: "Is it the history of sports that you are protecting?"
After getting the affirmative reply from the little fox, I breathed a sigh of relief.
Sure enough, what I saw just now appeared because the history of sports was destroyed, right?
"Eh? Master, are those scenes you are talking about? This is not the case. This is a normal phenomenon. What we are responsible for maintaining is the fairness and justice of the game." After hearing my sigh, the Sword Fusangshen who worshiped me as the master suddenly made such a terrifying statement.
Me:……
"The job is suspended, I'd better go to psychiatry first."
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Bad News: Human evolution is not taking me
Good news: I am my parents' biological child!
Food guide:
1. Everyone is a good friend. There is no main line and it is purely daily life. It is a hodgepodge. Possible ones include: tennis, football, volleyball, basketball, swimming, skateboarding, walking, archery, bicycles and other sports programs as well as a series of daily programs.
2. The Sword Demons are only responsible for eliminating the influence of the Time Retrospective Army. They are of normal human physical fitness in the competition and will not interfere with issues such as fairness, justice and rankings in the official competition. The reason for joining is that I want to see them make a grand debut in modern society (Zhen Sheng)
3. Generally speaking, it is just an ordinary food-oriented joke article. I will update it as the occasion arises. I wish everyone a happy life in advance w
Intention: On the stadium where youth is expressed
