What should I do if I travel to the world of immortality?
Other time travelers: Cultivation of Immortality, Cultivation of Immortality, Cultivation of Immortality
Qin Rufeng: Eat melon, eat melon, eat melon
Daily life is as follows——
I didn't expect... Wow... This is what I can hear!
Perhaps to compensate for her untimely death, Qin Rufeng got the golden finger after time travel——
You can hear the sounds of plants talking
With this ability, she resolutely chose to become a disciple and became the most powerful person in the world of cultivating immortals.
Apprenticeship scene——
The master of Hidden Sword Peak looked surprised: Do you want to worship me as your master?
Qin Rufeng thought to himself, the plants at the foot of the mountain say that you are the most powerful person in the world of immortality.
Nodding quickly (with a serious face): Yes, that's right!
The others looked pity, only Qin Rufeng, who had successfully become a disciple, laughed out loud
Arriving at Hidden Sword Peak, Qin Rufeng, who was happily thinking about the future, suddenly learned that——
The master I just worshiped was actually seriously injured, and his first combat power was in name only.
Qin Rufeng choked in one breath, thinking that luckily, she still had a senior brother who was fighting in and out of the demon clan, a second senior sister who was the most powerful alchemist, and a mysterious third senior brother.
Later I found out——
The elder brother is haunted by demonic aura and his life is not long.
The second senior sister's Taoist heart was broken and she became a useless person.
The third senior brother is not even a human being, he is an undercover agent from the ghost world!
Qin Rufeng's smile was distorted, and he turned around and shook the tree on Hidden Sword Peak crazily: That's not what he said before he came here!
The plants in Hidden Sword Peak screamed: The trees outside the mountain are ignorant! Stop shaking it, the roots will be pulled out by you! !
I don't know from which day, a warning circulated in the plant circle: Don't mess with the little junior sister of Hidden Sword Peak!
Everyone in Hidden Sword Peak who was suddenly told their secret by their junior sister (with shocked faces): Junior sister, how do you know that I am haunted by demonic energy/that my Taoist heart is broken/that I am an undercover agent in the ghost world? ? ?
Wait, is there something weird sneaking in? !
——Received in advance————
"What truth is this dog spitting?"
Copywriting:
Banzai met a stray dog by chance on the roadside. His fur was mixed and he looked clean.
Unexpectedly, when this dog opens its mouth, it actually spits out human words: I can't speak.
Banzai listened to the sonorous and powerful words coming out of the dog's mouth, and felt that they made sense, so he turned around and left.
The dog took a fancy to her and followed her step by step.
The dog on the left asked: Did you hear what I said?
Banzai shook his head: Sorry, can't hear you
The dog on the right asked: Do you know how many assets I have?
Long live nodded: I don't know.
The dog stopped her and glared: You want me, Xiaohua, I will give you all the money!
Wan Zai gently kicked the dog and politely said: Xiaohua, please get out of the way.
The dog rolled his eyes, fell to the ground and howled: Kill the dog!
——This is the first encounter between a person and a dog, and it ends with Wanzai adopting a pet dog that can touch porcelain.
Warm reminder:
⒈This article has no cp and no emotional lines
⒉This is a funny sandbox article, the logic is dead [really]
⒊To be added [Sincerely]
Purpose: Face life with a positive and optimistic attitude
Reader comments
"Song" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
Zong
"Song" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Zong