Guide to Life at UM

This article is also known as "U-M Survival Guide" :) Fang Jinli, male, 18 years old, is a freshman in the Department of Archeology at Miskatonic University. On the day of the freshman registration, he stood in front of the Hoyt Administration Building, holding the freshman guide and looking at the statue in the distance, feeling extremely excited. I! Fang Jinli! Finally got into the school of my dreams! A holy place for archaeologists! Here, I will definitely study hard! Become an excellent archaeologist! Dedicate all my enthusiasm to archeology! Then, within three days of the start of school, he went to the school hospital twice. Fang Jinli, who couldn't believe what she saw, was dancing with joy, while Keyun held his head. Why! Why is the dog in the library taller than the library? It even teleports! Teacher, did Harry Potter make a sequel without telling us? ! After listening to Fang Jinli's description carefully, the school doctor calmly congratulated: Congratulations, your child, you can go to another school. When she woke up, Fang Jinli was "suspected of being expelled" after saying just two sentences:? ? ? He immediately jumped out of the hospital bed, stumbling but resolutely saying, He can continue to go to school! So what if the library dog ​​is as tall as the building! Nothing can stop him from getting his diploma! The school doctor was very moved and quickly shook her head. The teacher who came over was also very moved and said very "happily": In that case, welcome to Miskatonic University! The next day, I came to the Hoyt Administration Building again, went through the admissions process again, and held a bunch of freshman guides again. Fang Jinli's face was confused. Why, why are there two MUs in the world? ! Is this reasonable? ? ? So what if it's unreasonable, anyway, the diploma issued by this University of Michigan is the same as that one. Moreover, I heard from teachers and new classmates that many of the archaeological discoveries at the University of Michigan were made here! Looking at the amiable professor and the classmates who were studious and very passionate about archeology, Fang Jinli felt relieved and even found the big dog in the library cute. So he worked hard for his diploma and his future archaeological career. Then! In the first month of school again, his homework had to be rewritten due to a circuit failure caused by a classmate who was too studious and went crazy destroying the dormitory building. Putting her hands on the keyboard, Fang Jinli clenched her fists as she heard shouts coming one after another. He just wants to go to school well and graduate smoothly, why is it so difficult! Why! ! From then on, Fang Jinli evolved smoothly. He was no longer the ignorant freshman, he was now Niu Hulu Fang Jinli! Fang Jinli (Gradually Crazy Version): No one can stop me from completing my studies! As long as I can successfully obtain my diploma, even if I die, I can still climb up the Nai River! ———— Reminder before viewing: It is not pure Cthulhu. This tag is mainly because there is no other more appropriate tag. Although he is weak, the protagonist comes first, just like the names I gave him, Jinli, Koi, he can even escape from death. It will probably be a crazy work that lets you let yourself go, huh? I'll add more when I think of it~ 20240802 screenshot for certificate Purpose: People who work hard in life are the most beautiful!