1.
Gu Zhengfei scolded a dead eunuch in history for ten years, and ended up dressing up as... The man who castrated him.
When he opened his eyes, there was a child kneeling in front of him, as thin as a bean sprout.
Someone urged him: "Father, let's do it."
According to historical records, Zhuang Lusheng purified himself and entered the palace at the age of six.
Gu Zhengfei knelt down and patted the child's head: "Let's discuss something. I'll keep this knife for cutting watermelons, and you can pretend to be castrated, okay?"
The child blinked.
"... Okay."
2.
Zhuang Lusheng has been reborn.
Every time he opens his eyes, he is at a different age. Sometimes it was the winter when she first entered the palace, when her hands were rotten to the bone; sometimes it was the last night in prison, the second before Bai Ling strangled her throat.
He tried to kill Master Zhen and cut out the tongues of all his political opponents.
It's useless, he will still die miserably, and this shabby world will not get better.
He couldn't count how many times he had been reborn, and he wanted to give up.
Then Zhuang Lusheng met someone.
This person is very strange. He will appear next to him in every life. That person has not only become many people, but also birds and beasts... What remains the same is that he wants to save him every time.
He was so stupid, as if his life was something important.
"Zhuang Lusheng, wait for me."
"Zhuang Lusheng, don't die!"
"Zhuang Lusheng, can you take a bite..."
Annoying or not.
On the day when power came to power, all civil and military officials in the court knelt on the ground, and no one dared to look up at him.
Zhuang Lusheng suddenly remembered that that person had not come yet in this life.
It doesn't matter, he can find it.
Zhuang Lusheng looked through various rosters and finally found a line of scrawled ink:
[Gu Zhengfei, Fusi, Beizhen.
3.
Someone asked Zhuang Lu who he was most afraid of in his life.
He said: "I'm afraid of being commanded. I don't even dare to let him touch the knife when cutting vegetables."
Reading Guide
① The soul has worn it many times, with different identities or species, and the last time it was worn. During this period, a small amount of back wear is modern, the proportion is very small, but important.
②Gong's crime tool will be rescued, and the real eunuch will become a fake eunuch.
③The attack of the beautiful, strong, world-weary and evil eunuch
④The attack and the recipient join hands to take revenge and abuse the scumbag. It's a sweet and refreshing story, and it's also good-looking.
⑤The old rule is to update daily at 12:00.
Intention: Do not believe in fate