Book of Wonderful Thoughts of the Halfway Immortal Master

People say there is a fairy palace in the East Pole Depicting the wind and stars splashing into the clouds The secret realm of mortal world solves the mystery The entire book is woven with dreams ═════Sealing Line: Beep! We detected signs of forced pretense above. Are you sure you want to die? Yes, confirm√═════ (I just wrote four lines of doggerel:... I was halfway through starting a business but the middle road collapsed, oh~) (Change your style and regroup your style: If you don't let me pretend, I'll be funny. Don't blame me if something goes wrong. Hey, hey!) ═════["Bidome Palace" high-level immortal master (immortal level) substitute teaching experience questionnaire]═════ Q1. When you close and open your eyes, you realize that you have arrived in the world of Xianxia. The body is not your own, and there is an unknown spirit floating next to you that is more confused than you and is suspected of being the original owner. How do you feel at this moment? A. (Jiang*Sichuan version) "There is only one truth! "You and I originally belonged to two different worlds, but now we are integrated into one, which shows that the key to solving the problem lies here! "And in this case, there must be some connection or similarity between the two of us... Hmm? No, wait a minute?! Why is the chest so flat?! "Where's my 34C? ! My A4 small waist - oh, it's still there... That strange feeling when I move around -? ? ! ! " B. (Long Aotian version) "My fate is up to me! Let's see how I can turn this deceitful fate into something right! "Since I am the only one who can move now, I will use your identity to maintain normality in the open and then explore the reason secretly. I will definitely protect you before recovery... "What? ! Is this the ideal of the world, the highest institution for spiritual practice, the spokesperson for the right path, and the Blue Dome Palace? ! Are you the protector of all living beings, the leader of the seven divisions of Dongji, the master of the realm of creation, and the great immortal of art? ! "Okay, okay! Top match is okay! Fly up at 6~! "... That's the title of 'Great Immortal', uh... Are you serious? " C. (He Qizhe version) "…Who am I? Where am I? ? What am I going to do? ? ? "It must be the way I open my eyes is wrong! "Open it again! " Loop. Gif √D. Others: [. . . None of the above. I just woke up and my head is still a little dizzy, so let me speak slowly. No cue for now. Thank you. Q2. After a period of exploration, you have gradually become familiar with and adapted to the daily practice of Biqiong Palace. During your time as a substitute teacher, which masters or disciples had questions that particularly impressed you? √A. (The Realm of Creation·The only person who has passed down the throne) "Master, Master! Senior sister Yingying disappeared again! " "Don't be anxious. Have you looked for the tree hole full of trees? " "I've looked for it, but it's not there. " "Where's the stove in the kitchen? " "I looked for it too, but it's not there. " "Where's the teacher's bedroom? " "! ! Master——? ! "The voice was too surprised and split. ". . . Qinghan..." The family has two children. Dabao has been sleepwalking for many years. The second child seems to have made a bad friend by mistake recently, and his thinking has been a little distracted. What's wrong? Urgent, waiting online! √B. (Zhengdejing·Sidian·Mo's triplets) "Executing? Are you the only one staying at the 'Maiwang Pavilion' today? Where is Mo Da Mo Er? " "It's just me these two days. Ban Ji asked Bao Jian to take him to Shenshengxuan to copy a letter of repentance. " "... What kind of trick did this little kid do again? Are you going to be punished hundreds of times this time? Are you going to hug Jian and keep an eye on him to prevent him from running away? " "The day before yesterday, it was my turn to cancel the lecture notes. When the projection was released, I realized that I had taken the wrong lecture notes. What was put there was a certain comic strip that he had peeked at when he was fishing. It was covered with a cover to fool others, but as time went by, he forgot about it. Our lectures on literature, history and classics are all collective lectures..." Calm smile. Jpg "... Okay," the family members solved the case, and the true identity of the "bad friend" was exposed! "Heh, heh. I have to ask Mo University to double it for him. " √C. "Ho! Oops! " "Hmph haha! " "Crack! " "Kucha! " "Clang, bang, bang! " ". . . …" √D. Others: [Including but not limited to all the above options. What else could we do? It is not easy to survive, but you have to cherish it. Q3. As the immortal master of Biqiong Palace with a transcendent status, it is his duty to protect the people of the world. How should you lead the palace? Public? ? ? … A. The human race in the Middle-earth capital... Cheng... Yucong... Jing, jingfa... Isn't the reason...? ? ? Lost a lot of words... Lost? Missing... B. Yaojun... Faction? ? ? Asking for help... Rarely escaping... C. #$%^*Devil... Sacrifice? ? ? Explode………… D. Its #: […? ╔════ Row thunder note : ⒈Buddhist salty fish + verbally disdainful of the body + superficially calm and calm but full of barrage on the inside · female protagonist × mild social fear + occasional tears + inexplicable lack of presence but actually he is everywhere · male protagonist. Me ⒉1v1, SC, HE, two-way healing & rushing. It is this process of healing and running that is a bit tortuous and bizarre. The female protagonist borrows the male protagonist in the beginning, and the male protagonist acts as a portable pendant, and both return to their original positions in the middle. Yes ⒊Micro-group portrait. Everyone in the protagonist group has good moral character, but they are not perfect, and they cannot think everything into consideration. Post ⒋ overhead! Privately located! The shelf is quite empty! It's very private! There are not only "a mountain of private settings" but almost "all private settings", but the explanations are complete, integrated into the plot, and not lengthy and brain-burning. Heart ⒌It is actually a sweet and refreshing novel in nature (female protagonist:? Really? I don't believe it = =). High sugar, invisible, sweet, and high (male protagonist: I relied on this "cake" to support myself in the early stage). ⒍Plot flow, you can experience PATTERNs such as hanging up, ascending, being slapped in the face, losing your horse, being a group pet, etc. Post ⒎The suspense school focuses on a plausible and unpredictable story. Strive to keep the logic online and the reversal to be moderate and not exaggerated. ⒏The plot is more light-hearted, not hilarious, the plot needs a small amount of negative descriptions, and the overall look and feel has nothing to do with elements such as horror, thriller, and darkness. ⒐All characters in the article do not refer to any real person or known artistic image. ⒑All opinions in the article are for plot purposes only and are available for discussion. They do not serve any guiding or preaching purpose. Nagging force ~ ╚════ You are all mature JJ-Ladies. Please consciously abide by the common, written or unwritten rules~ ↑I firmly refuse to admit that I am too lazy to search everywhere and copy it again, and I may not be able to find everything (ω)◇ Intention: May you taste all the heat and cold, and still choose good deeds and keep your heart and go upstream; may you be able to see through the heavy frost and cold, and be rewarded with the dream of flying geese returning and the shadows of the people in pairs.