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The most ridiculous golden finger is the reincarnation method of the heroine Schrödinger
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I kindly helped an old lady cross the road, but she was hit by a car because I turned around to pick up the dropped thermos cup.
When I was lying on my back vomiting blood and acknowledging my lucky E physique, the old lady jumped out and told me that he was a god who wanted to reward my good intentions.
He asked me if I had any thoughts about reincarnation.
Me: I have money.
Him: Any more?
Me: Very rich.
He was silent for a long time and asked me about my dream.
I thought for a moment and replied: "I am determined to be a cold person."
A substantial question mark appeared in the god's golden eyes.
For the sake of God's style, don't change your words just because I, a mortal, fall to the ground. I am very considerate and considerate.
"I want to be the one who has an older brother."
After carefully recalling the abominable faces of those relatives and friends showing off their brother's love in front of me, I decided to add something.
"The more, the merrier."
He suddenly understood, He was overjoyed, He pulled out my soul with great enthusiasm and stuffed it into a thick book.
I:?
The god smiled enigmatically and said:
"Seeing your pain, I decided to do whatever you want."
... No, that's the bag of my relatives and friends, not mine.
The god of private fasting asks you to absorb the smell, damn it! (Cross out this sentence)
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After reading other wives' articles in the middle of the night, I fell asleep, so I got up and recorded my inspirations.
Concept: How can we see a rainbow without going through wind and rain?
