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Shu Tingyu is a social terror who stutters. He usually disguises himself as a cool guy who can't speak more than three words.
Once dressed as a fake young master.
True Young Master: "Get out of my house."
She Xinshu: "... Haha."
Turn around quickly.
Master Zhen: "Wait a minute."
"Take your son away too."
Shu Tingyu, who was expressionless and pretending to be cold, said: "... Ah?"
The round ball rushed over to him, hugging his calf and making a milky sound, "Daddy!"
——
The poor and fearful thirty-eighth-level loser was forced by life to audition for a live parent-child reality show.
Facing the camera, I was shaken and my hands and feet were stiff.
The fat little seal patted his belly and said, "Dad, are you hungry? Let's eat some rice~"
Netizens who were so cute: Give me such a cute and well-behaved cub!
The cool guy dressed in trendy brands took a deep breath and dialed the recruitment phone number, "Hello, are you looking for a chef?"
Colleagues and netizens: "…?"
The trendy man took turns with the spatula in the kitchen, shaking the spoon with sparks! Spicy chicken, boiled pork slices, pickled fish... Shu Tingyu held the sweet and soft steamed cake and carefully fed the cub, "Is it delicious?"
Ah Zaida Mao was a little bit happy, "Super good~"
The old father smiled happily.
Netizen: ... What is that dazzling light on his head?
Azai, who was full after eating, said with envy in his eyes, "Dad, his toys look so fun."
"But it doesn't matter~ Zai doesn't need it~~"
Shu Tingyu's eyes flickered, and he slowly rolled up his sleeves...
Start a business.
Set up a sausage stall at the door!
The little star who was traveling with him tried to cause trouble, but to his surprise, no one could be found at all!
Black sesame glutinous rice balls smiled sweetly, "Dad is pedaling on a tricycle to sell grilled sausages on another hill!"
*
Zhao Shubai was filming in a closed area in the mountains. When he finally came out to take a breath, he bumped into a sneaky figure.
"Do you want it?"
The young man in front of me is delicate and beautiful, with clean and clear eyes, but he actually did such a thing in public...
Zhao Shubai frowned and said in a disgusted tone, "I'm not that kind of person."
"..."
Shu Tingyu was so angry, "What's wrong with the sausage? Why do you look down on the roadside stall!"
The boy's eyes were red, and because he was angry, he said too long a sentence at once. It turned out that I still could only say three words, which made me even more angry.
Zhao Shubai: "...?"
On that day, the hot search terms made the audience laugh.
# SingleDadGets Rich#
#Brother, would you like some grilled sausage? It's fragrant#
#looks down on roadside stalls#
A certain actor: ... I'm not, I don't have it
Is this person sucking his blood and warming him up? !
Shu Tingyu, who didn't know anything about it, continued to run on the road of raising cubs and working.
After resolving the misunderstanding.
Zhao Zhenxiang Shubai gritted his teeth: He doesn't mind the second marriage either!
"Ting Yu, if you marry me, I will give you half of my property, so you don't have to work so hard."
The super dad who only has babies in his heart: "I don't love,"
A certain peacock opened its tail and felt half-hearted.
"Get something for nothing."
Shu Tingyu was so excited that her face turned red, four words! Four words!
Zhao Shubai: "..."
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"Keke's Diary"
January 3
The wind is blowing, the hair is flying
The baby was placed outside the door, and she said that daddy was inside the very high door.
Is Dad a locked up monster?
February 4th
Dad (cross out) monsters are annoying and bully Ke Ke (cross out all)
Well... Dad got better after leaving the zoo.
Kinda like him.
March 8
Dad is stupid, but it doesn't matter, Keke understands.
Urge dad to earn money to support Azai~
Zai Zai is so easy to take care of~
March 9
Brother An An said, that uncle wants to be my stepfather!
No! I don't allow it!
But he is very rich.
Forget it, Dad likes it, what can Zai do, Zai can only spoil him.
Eight-character copywriting: e-child i dad, a father is strong
ps: The cub is not biological
Black sesame small glutinous rice balls bravely enter the entertainment industry with big solid glutinous rice balls
Zai has cp, Ke Ke × An An
The protagonist is a real young master who has a hidden secret
————Next update————
"Cultivating immortals, but the whole sect is a hairy spirit [farming]"
Xu Qiaofeng, who had been in the workplace for eight years, left his job and was thrown into a different world to cultivate immortality and became the leader of a sect.
The spiritual energy is abundant, the heroes are vying for the throne, and everyone is reckless enough to practice hard. Golden elixirs are everywhere, and Nascent Souls are as numerous as dogs.
As for him, his cultivation reached the foundation-building stage.
The original owner was called the sect leader, but he actually collected a group of demon cubs, waiting to be raised to make elixirs and medicines.
Xu Qiaofeng: "..."
Xu Qiaofeng, who was unable to save himself, was about to run away, but a group of little carrots with ears and tails that could not retract their tails hugged the little demon who had not yet transformed, and surrounded him and cried.
Watery and furry.
Disciple Tu Rongrong put his belly close to his, "Sect Master, I'm hungry."
Xu Qiaofeng slowly bent over. A cat is raised, but a sect is not raised?
The senior shit shovel turned into an octopus, "After feeding you, feed yours, after feeding yours, feed you..."
If you don't have the ability, just live on.
Fortunately, after awakening the blood of Shennong, the radishes grown can repair spiritual veins, cabbage can cure erysipelas, and even rice can replenish spiritual power.
It nourishes the skinny and weak cubs to a full belly, and also nourishes the awakening of talents, and comes with the buff of calming inner demons.
The wretched development took several years.
Peerless geniuses fought for the magic weapon of the secret realm, and the major sects were beaten to death for the spirit stone veins.
In defeat, everyone will suffer, and talents will wither.
Xu Qiaofeng slowly straightened up, raised his arms and shouted, "Do princes and generals like Xiang Ning have the guts?!"
There were piles of fur behind him, "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
"Ouch~~!"
Xu Qiaofeng put on a straw hat, held up a big radish, and led the cubs to set up a stall.
Can an ordinary radish repair spiritual veins? !
Can stroking your hair calm your inner demons? !
The world of cultivators who had abandoned the demon clan in the past, flocked to the place and formed a long queue outside the sect. Countless hidden powers came one after another, just to get a natal spiritual beast.
The elders of the Haoque Sect came here because of his reputation, and found that the leader of the Cangqiong Sect who was stirring up trouble was actually an outer disciple who was deprived of his cultivation by his own hands because of his bad conduct and was thrown into the wilderness to die.
In anger, the killing move has arrived. But in this foundation-building period, Xu Qiaofeng didn't even tilt his straw hat.
Xu Qiaofeng, who sucked fur every day until his health bar was as high as the sky, straightened his back and said, "What's wrong with the foundation building period? Are we not allowed to build a solid foundation?"
Seeing the opponent's defense broken, Xu Qiaofeng held his head and shouted, "Woof, woof, help!"
The fire suddenly appeared, and the little prince Po Yu of the demon clan who was welcoming the guests rushed out with his messed up hair, revealing the Burning Sky demon body, crushing the killing move with one claw, and sternly raising his pupils, "Who dares to touch him?"
#Agriculture is the primary productive force in cultivating immortals#
#Vegetable base here, furry coffee over there, Taoist friends should swipe their card or scan the code#
#build the foundation, but it's the foundation of a skyscraper#
Purpose: Get rich through hard work
Reader comments
Three little animals and one person (?) Everyone will be happy! ! Be happy, healthy and prosperous!
Hahahahahahaha
Zhao: Throw Zai to the crew, seduce Zai's baby daddy to take care of Zai, and go on a date with his wife Mei Mei. The plan goes through?
"Two big ones and one big one" is a big bug for the author~
small
"You can say five words with shame" is a big bug for the author~
even
"Recruiting wedding photos" is a big bug for the author~
take photos
Babies, promise aunt not to cause trouble. [Fear]
Ke Ke: oi? !
These brats are going to cause trouble again [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
Great, great! Well written! I'm really looking forward to the future development, but I feel sad for Akutagawa after reading the copy...
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Is this copy coming to an end? What is the next one? I'm really looking forward to it. It's really well written. The author will update it soon!
Ou Kun, this number of views is unbearable.
What is Keke's name?
Write another 300,000-word extra! Love to watch!
Write another 300,000-word extra! Love to watch!
"Things come from everyone's perspective" gives the author a big worm~
parties
"I can't throw it away" is a big bug for the author~
Can't help it
"He Ai Literature Comprehensive" gave the author a big bug~
Will
Three little animals and one person (?) Everyone will be happy! ! Be happy, healthy and prosperous!
Hahahahahahaha
Zhao: Throw Zai to the crew, seduce Zai's baby daddy to take care of Zai, and go on a date with his wife Mei Mei. The plan goes through?
"Two big ones and one big one" is a big bug for the author~ small
"You can say five words with shame" is a big bug for the author~ even
"Recruiting wedding photos" is a big bug for the author~ take photos
Babies, promise aunt not to cause trouble. [Fear]
Ke Ke: oi? !
These brats are going to cause trouble again [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
Great, great! Well written! I'm really looking forward to the future development, but I feel sad for Akutagawa after reading the copy...
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Is this copy coming to an end? What is the next one? I'm really looking forward to it. It's really well written. The author will update it soon!
Ou Kun, this number of views is unbearable.
What is Keke's name?
Write another 300,000-word extra! Love to watch!
Write another 300,000-word extra! Love to watch!
"Things come from everyone's perspective" gives the author a big worm~ parties
"I can't throw it away" is a big bug for the author~ Can't help it
"He Ai Literature Comprehensive" gave the author a big bug~ Will
Write another 300,000-word extra! Love to watch!