Jin Jiming, the daughter of the Demonic Sect, sneaked out of the Demonic Sect's stronghold and vowed to make some great achievements.
Sneak into the Immortal Sect, destroy the righteous way, seize the skills, and develop supreme magical skills!
However...
After becoming a disciple, she looked around and found nothing.
Where is home? Stolen?
Master Han Feixing pointed to the top of his head: "The tree, the bedroom, is yours."
Then he flew away with his sword and fell headfirst into another tree.
So shabby!
"My master, there is something wrong with your brain."
The Crown Princess gritted her teeth and went undercover to help the idiot Master in various dealings.
I was almost an adult when I realized that the skill I was looking for was in Han Feixing.
Jin Jiming's mind changed and he began to commit suicide in various ways, trying to trick things out.
However, Master Fool tried his best every time to save her from hanging on by a thread.
"I will die, disciple, if I don't die."
Jin Jiming shed tears of emotion: "Lao Deng, stop talking nonsense! Explode some gold coins to see your strength!"
Unfortunately, perhaps due to too much stimulation, Han Feixing slowly became more and more normal...
Jin Jiming was anxious and tried hard to use his brain to think about how to obtain the Master's inheritance without harming the Master.
Suddenly I realized: Respecting teachers and teachings is not inconsistent with deceiving one's body and mind, right?
If he and Han Feixing formed a Taoist relationship, wouldn't his storage bag be opened at will?
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I finally succeeded!
Master... Is also completely awake.
But she never expected that the first thing Han Feixing would do after waking up was to get away from herself.
And then... Committed suicide.
As soon as she opened the door, she discovered that Han Feixing had smashed his own Tianling Cap with one palm, and his three souls and seven souls were nowhere to be found.
Jin Jiming collected Han Feixing's body and gritted his teeth, but he still couldn't help but shed hot tears.
"Master, since you don't want to be my Taoist companion, then you can be my corpse slave."
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[Request for collection] "Thank you for the invitation, the fish pond exploded" is also the story of a little witch!
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On the way to avoid peach blossom debt.
Yue Lingge, a female cultivator from the Hehuan Sect, refused to change her character and fell in love with a beautiful monk.
Using the excuse of hiding from her enemies, she acted and flirted all the way
The result is too much involvement.
My foot slipped and hit my head, causing me to lose my memory.
The little monk was already excited.
Seeing this, Sidtan simply prepared to return to secular life and grew her hair long.
He stayed with Yue Lingge all the way through the mountains and seas of fire to help her regain her memory.
When she regains her memory, she will go back to her hometown to get married.
However, when Yue Lingge opened his eyes after losing his memory, there was no beautiful monk in front of him.
That was clearly his savior!
The savior, please watch from a distance and don't play with it!
Yue Lingge respected the monk very much, kept his distance, and would never look down on the eminent monk.
Sidtan sighed, thinking it would be nice if she regained her memory.
However, after finally recovering his memory, Yue Lingge ran away!
——All memories are restored, and her conscience is condemned.
He angrily rebuked himself for being such a beast, and it would be wrong to lie to anyone!
I am filled with regrets, and when I wake up every day, I want to give myself a few slaps.
In order to improve his cultivation, forget about monks, and get rid of emotional pain.
Yue Lingge began to look for new fish pond candidates.
Sidtan intercepted the list of fish ponds, and Sidtan started going crazy.
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Many years later, everyone asked about Yue Lingge.
"Excuse me, Elder Yue, how did you manage to be in the Hehuan Sect and have only one fish in the fish pond?"
He glanced at the sinister Sittan beside him.
Yue Lingge smiled tiredly: "Thank you for the invitation, the fish pond exploded."
Purpose: Respect teachers and Taoism, respect the elderly and love the young
