The Live Broadcast of the Variety Show "Into the Metaphysics" Is Popular All over the Internet

Preview: "How does the wife of the zombie king survive in the apocalypse?" "After being madly obsessed with inhuman monsters" [Brother Cool vs Junior Sister Maomao] Jiang Xingran, a genius junior sister of Xuanmen, accidentally transformed into a silly little idol. The management company was so evil that they packed her up and sent her to a Xuanxue variety show to show off her face. On the day of the live broadcast of "Psychic Medium 101", the program crew who was stuffed with money frequently pulled the camera on Jiang Xingran. As expected, netizens violently criticized her and made her angry before she got angry. While waiting on stage, the well-known host mocked Jiang Xingran without thinking. Jiang Xingran raised his head: "You are raising a kid, right? You want Yingling to protect your career, but didn't you notice? Your opponent has already given you a ghost." Netizen: [woc, no wonder she feels that her behavior and speech have changed recently. It turns out that she was beheaded! The program team arranged for all contestants to stay in a haunted house for one night. That night, there were ghosts and monsters in the house. Compared to other contestants' methods of exorcism, she took a different approach and shouted: Mahjong one is missing three! According to insiders behind the scenes, the sound of mahjong in Jiang Xingran's room was played all night long, and the ghosts in the room couldn't stand losing. In the end, they even asked for money to be spent in a dream to help their surviving family members. Netizen: [Jiang Shen, you are my god! Jiang Xingran quickly became popular with her stunning performance in "The Medium". Her agency pursued her victory and asked her to participate in the 10th anniversary spin-off program "The Medium: Battle of the Gods" She scanned the photo of the list of contestants to be invited. She could still recognize the stinky face that cost 2,500,000 yuan, even if it turned into ashes. It turned out that her rival, the second senior brother Si Ming, had also passed through this book. On the day of competition gathering, there was a lot of anger between brothers and sisters who disliked each other. The program team took the contestants deep into the hinterland of the Miao territory. A local Miao man fell in love with Jiang Xingran and wanted to plant the love-at-first-sight poison into her and force her to stay in the village, but he accidentally planted it on Si Ming. It was so good that she was standing in front of him. It's over. Jiang Xingran thought. During the day, Si Ming looked calm and had cold eyes, and there was no trace of him being bewitched. At night, Jiang Xingran was awakened by the movement by the window. A black figure sat on the window frame, with dark pupils staring at her with a half-smile. For the first time, she experienced that love can make people crazy, and she could climb the three-story stilt building at will. "Brother, if you feel strong, can you go out and plow two acres of land?" "You are my mother-in-law." "???" Reading guide 1. Cp: old enemy turns into lover 2. The psychic variety show competition system refers to "Tianji Trial Ground", "Psychic Battle", "Psychic King", "Psychic Under Investigation", etc. 3. Refer to local folk culture and urban legends · Recommend my column to receive a preview of "My Silent and Horrible Husband [Zombie]" Copywriting: [The possessive wife controls the zombie king x the crispy skin cares about life and complains about the slave girl] 1. Gu Zhao traveled to the end of the world when zombies were everywhere. Because she had no superpowers, she was used as a pawn by the base and forced to marry the zombie king. She: "... Can zombies tell whether I am a bride or a newbie?" In order to eliminate Gu Zhao's premarital phobia, the execution staff brainwashed her: "People have become better now and don't eat people indiscriminately anymore." "Look, he's even wearing a bite guard." "When he was alive, he was a handsome guy with long legs and broad shoulders and narrow waist. Maybe you will fall in love with him after he gets married!" She: "... Since it's so good, then you can do it for me." The next second, the executive's gun pulled the safety catch. Gu Zhao immediately put on a wedding dress with a long tail: "Yes, I do!!!" 2. Wedding scene- Gu Zhao held the fireworks in his hands and slowly walked towards the Zombie King under the coveted gazes of the zombies. Her new husband looked at her through his mouth guard like a wild animal staring at its prey. The priest was shivering but still did not forget to preside over the warm-up: "It seems that our groom has a physical liking for the bride. He must be an affectionate and dedicated person!" Gu Zhao: ... I understand. I feel the same way when I look at chicken. I like it purely physiologically:) Zombie King's perspective: 🥵You are my mother-in-law. Wedding night- Gu Zhao and her zombie husband slept in the same room and in separate beds. She suddenly woke up in the middle of the night and clearly felt someone's burning gaze on her back. Gu Zhao was horrified: He is not so hungry that he cannot control himself and pounces on people to eat them! The zombie king's perspective: 🥰My wife's little one is so cute sleeping there~ Honeymoon trip- Her husband hugged her tightly from behind, placing the cold metal bite stopper against the back of Gu Zhao's neck and whispering, "Wife, you smell so good." Gu Zhao: Bastard, please tell me clearly which kind of fragrance it is! This outrageous and bizarre cross-border marriage turned out to be a happy one in the end. There is no induction of pregnancy because of reproductive isolation; there is no worry about firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, and the husband prefers to eat it raw; there are no family quarrels, and the husband rarely speaks "human words". Gu Zhao gradually felt relieved: It seemed... It wasn't as bad as she thought. 3. Until Gu Zhao discovered his true golden finger power [Mystery of Ten Thousand Corpses], his only skill: love after seeing corpses! Not only was the zombie king obedient, but even his zombie brothers also bowed their heads. Anyway, the little family had nothing to worry about, so Gu Zhao simply rolled up his sleeves and helped his family expand its territory and recruit his younger brother. Fifteen years after the end of the world, the zombie empire was officially established. According to paparazzi reports, when their human queen raised her hand, the zombie king would obediently lower his head and let her touch his face. —— #The male protagonist falls in love at first sight and is physically attracted to his wife. #Marriage first, love later meme #probably a funny article + dihualiu Intention: good will be rewarded with good, evil will be rewarded with evil