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The former is a mysophobic and cold-hearted ice cube semen, but the latter is aggrieved and clingy to a little hedgehog.
Armand
Past and present life + scumbag abuse + long road to chasing my wife + all the members are crazy
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Hello everyone, I am Admiral Armand's new adjutant - Nova!
Recently, I discovered that Westella's dream character A also had her own love concerns.
Give some striking examples!
For example, the boss is a two-person team that fails every mission, but in fact, he completes the mission alone every time;
The eldest brother always watches a romantic movie with a bad plot alone when watching movies, but he must buy two tickets and a big bucket of popcorn (he doesn't even eat any! What a waste!!);
The boss is allergic to furry things, but every time before going on a mission, he must kiss the old teddy bear that is dirty no matter how he washes it. He also talks to it, with a gentle tone and a creepy smile. "I'm leaving, little liar... You have to wait until I come back..."
Hey, I'm thinking that this love-style teddy bear was probably chosen by my wife, and it still lacks a "heart" in the heart. So I got the dog-leg syndrome and said diligently, "Madam, you have such good eyesight! This old bear is so good!"
Boss: "Yeah."
As a result, when I sorted out the information later, I found that the boss was unmarried...
But he does have a ring on his left ring finger...
After hearing the news, I stumbled and fell into pieces.
Then…
Madam?
Purpose: It is forbidden to live up to your sincerity.