Offering Fried Tofu to Inari God

[The text of this article was completed on April 16, 2024. It was added to v starting from "The Twenty-Third Piece of Oiled Tofu" on April 20, 2024. The day it was added to v, it was updated by 10,000 words] [Comments are always enabled, please take advantage of them] ★The female protagonist who is an overseas student in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds in a foreign country × the Inari Daimyojin who is trapped in a small shrine for retirement The heroine is a miserable undergraduate student studying in Tokyo. She is tortured by papers every day to the point of death. One day, the heroine, who went crazy writing her thesis, finally collapsed and crawled darkly into a dilapidated building that looked like a shrine near her home. Without saying a word, she made a wish - God, please let me graduate smoothly and painlessly! After writing the thesis, I went out to look for food in the middle of the night, and encountered a will-o'-the-wisp on the road. I thought I was hallucinating because I had been writing the thesis for too long. Unexpectedly, the will-o'-the-wisp was a direct hit from behind, and the heroine was stunned on the spot. When I woke up again, I found myself lying at home with a handsome white-haired man next to me. Just when she was thinking about how to thank this kind man, the kind man spoke: "I am the god of harvest and wealth." The heroine sneered: Very good, another one is crazy! Dashuaibi: "So if you want to graduate successfully, you'd better work hard on your own!" The heroine's eyes turned black and she fainted again orz Reading Guide 1. Two-dimensional Japanese style 2. The male protagonist is a god, not a human being. Do not replace him with a Japanese male! Don't have unrealistic fantasies about Japanese men! 3. There are no difficult-to-understand cultural references and it can be read easily. 4. Is there anyone who is not crazy? ! Crazy work, no logic, just emotion 5. The framework of the world view is based on the general consensus among the people. There are private establishments and unofficial history, and scientific research and textual research. The party please go out and turn left. 6. HE! Everyone HE! Happy making sweet buns! * Autumn wind もそよと くなへに にいでてぞ しかりける. ——Ji Guanzhi ——— ★★Column "[Otome Heads to] University Confusion" Please give me advance notice. Please give me advance notice. Personification of prestigious universities in Japan Copywriting (Preliminary Version) You are a top academic and have a bunch of offers during the application season. When you were debating which university to go to, you were knocked out by Che Chuang when you were out. You woke up in the hospital bed, and before you had time to recall what happened, a bunch of people gathered around you and burst into tears with excitement: "Miss, you are finally awake!" You looked confused. From the conversations among the people, you learned that in the recent air crash, the whole family of the profit-seeking CEO of the Japanese branch of the monopoly organization Coais Group was killed. As the illegitimate daughter abandoned by the president for many years, you were designated as the heir by the group's senior management. After listening, you shouted: "Let me go back, I have decided, I want to go to Eastview University!" At this time, a tall young man stood in front of your hospital bed. He has clean eyebrows and a cold temperament. "I'm Dongda. I heard you want to have sex with me?" You:? ? ? The world must be crazy! * In short, you inherited the Koaisi District Group in a muddle-headed manner. The top management tells you that your task is to lead many famous schools in Japan to strive to get into the top 100 of COIS World University Rankings. So, you were forced to start competing with the marshals of Dongda University, Zaoda University, Qingda University, etc. In the trial. ★★The column "Tokyo Bay" will be inserted in July! Copywriting When Fu Xiliu landed at the Tokyo branch of his group at the age of 24, he attracted a lot of attention and caused an uproar in public opinion. Men from all walks of life flocked to her, racking their brains to please her, trying to fly up the branches and become a phoenix. She scoffed. But Fu Xiliu didn't mind treating them like dogs. If he was happy, he would throw a bone and someone would naturally pick it up for her. She pretended to be touched and praised the other person for being so gentle, and then spent a lot of money in a members-only club. She is a valued guest, and the club strives to provide perfect service from top to bottom. It happened that at her birthday party, someone knocked over the champagne tower, which made her lose all interest. The store manager brought the man over and forced him to apologize. The young man lowered his head, with only two buttons left on his slim-fitting white shirt, and blood spread across his fair chest. Fu Xiliu asked him to look up, but unexpectedly he met a pair of charming peach blossom eyes filled with moisture. She somehow calmed down and asked the store manager why she had never seen this person before. The store manager bowed repeatedly and said that he was a newcomer and was not qualified to serve her. Fu Xiliu smiled: "It doesn't matter, he will be worthy immediately." That night, she used 10 million yen to smash him into the top spot in terms of sales that day. Before leaving, she smiled and pressed hard on his wound that was cut by the broken wine glass. She watched with admiration as his face turned pale in pain, "Did you knock down the champagne tower on purpose?" He smiled candidly, "Wouldn't Miss Fu do this business that is very profitable?" Nice and naked. Also, Very interesting. CP: Severe love, ruthless and merciless × unscrupulous host Purpose: Love and Faith