Lu Weimian has been frail since birth, and finally did not survive the age of eighteen. When he woke up with a sound body, he cried with joy, and then... He was sent to the bed of the cold and cold male god, and was forced to have a "long talk" with him.
It's not important. We are not young girls, and we have nothing to lose.
He doesn't stop when he gets home. In this case, don't let it get any better!
When you meet a sarcastic concubine, fight her directly!
When I meet my shameless aunt, I pretend to be stupid and don't understand!
Someone set him up to frame someone else, so he betrayed him on the spot!
But why can I see this handsome man wherever I go recently?
Forget it, just pretend to be a stranger, he is thick-skinned anyway.
Hearing that his brother was going to the human world for training, just in time to finally be away from intrigues, Lu Weimian quickly packed his bags and followed.
But who can tell him why he can still meet this person in the human world?
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Qin Yiheng lived to be eighteen years old and then was chased by rotten peach blossoms until he was eighteen years old. He was extremely bored.
Tian Tian knew that he would be framed and made preparations, but he didn't want the person involved to directly complain on his behalf, and still faced him everywhere.
He stared at this skinny young man, and when he noticed that he was secretly looking at him many times, he understood.
Another peach blossom.
It's not that Qin Yiheng was confident, but he would meet him every time he went out. This person would always look at him shyly, please his guards, and ask about his preferences...
He thought: That's all. Seeing that this person likes him very much, he will be merciful and agree to be with him.
But why is Lu Weimian so shy?
Not even taking the initiative to hold hands!
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Beep beep beep, the interview about traveling in the world begins!
1. Why do you want to go to the human world?
Lu Xiaoyun: Experience.
Lu Xiaomian: Hang out with your brother!
Qin Xiaoheng (looking at Lu Xiaomian, thinking he must be following me): Hiding from people.
Zhang Xiaochen: Avoid the killer.
2. What kind of experience do you hope to get?
Lu Xiaoyun: It doesn't matter... No, yes... I can beat him. (Otherwise I won't be able to take care of my younger brother)
Lu Xiaomian (starry eyes + rubbing hands): suspenseful and exciting! Are there any ghosts? I used to look forward to going to a haunted house, if only I could see it for real!
Qin Xiaoheng (frowning, confused): It's scary for people (especially Lu Xiaomian).
Zhang Xiaochen: ... It would be too miserable if I didn't get beaten.
3. Who pays when you go out?
Lu Xiaoyun (without thinking): Third floor. (Who makes him pester my brother all the time)
Lu Xiaomian (spreading hands): It's not me anyway, I have no money.
Qin Xiaoheng (doting): Me.
Zhang Xiaochen (he hesitated to speak): Master... How about we save some money?
4. Who will get the training income?
Lu Xiaoyun: My brother. (Are you still asking?)
Lu Xiaomian (differently speaking): How about... Split it equally?
Qin Xiaoheng: It depends on the performance. (If your wife behaves well, give everything to your wife.)
Zhang Xiaochen: Uh... Can you leave some for me?
Intention: because of love