
I Am Nian Beast Xi
我是年兽夕
by Yo-Yo Is Not Yo-Yo (悠悠球不悠)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 236k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
Synopsis
321Please see—— -The battle to raise cubs + the action of chasing his wife = secret love comes true -Tsundere Kung Fu Nian Beast × Unofficial Fashion Designer - "May you be blessed every year, be safe every year, and be victorious day and night." 1. In October 2023, the Nian Beast clan encountered the biggest crisis in modern times-no holiday on New Year's Eve. That's one of their few sources of faith! And Wu Niannian, as the new generation of Nian beast "Xi", directly degenerated from the beautiful girl in the martial arts school to a chubby human cub. It doesn't matter, the plastic bamboo horse is useful. Wu Niannian successfully found a stable place for himself by operating in secret. The day before check-in—— Plastic Bamboo Horse: Brother, did you know that your parents gave birth to a sister for you? ? ? The first day of check-in—— Plastic Bamboo Horse: Don't tell me, our girl looks exactly like you when you were a child, except for her hairstyle. Check-in day n/2—— Plastic bamboo horse: If I am guilty, please let God punish me, instead of letting me be your human punching bag when I was a child, and your sister's mobile phone holder when I grow up. The nth day of check-in—— Plastic Bamboo Horse: Help, you brothers and sisters, have you transformed into a living person? ! Yu Yanchi couldn't figure it out despite racking his brains. How could such an older brother... Become a girl? Wu Niannian is also quite magical. From kindergarten to graduating from junior high school for more than ten years, she has never deliberately concealed it, but Yu Yanchi is inexplicably convinced that she is a boy. 2. Good news: The brother I have had a crush on for many years is actually a girl Bad news: Brother now looks like he wants to break up with him It doesn't matter. As a human being, you must learn to look at problems from multiple angles. When Wu Niannian coldly persuaded Yu Yanchi to quit and wanted to sign up for a martial arts school—— She and I had a cold war, both worried about whether I would get hurt. Dangwu returned all the flowers brought by Yu Yanchi every year and warned not to buy them again in the future—— Well, she was telling me not to spend money indiscriminately. Until one day, Wu Niannian suddenly asked him, "Yu Yanchi, have you ever tested your IQ?" "Huh? No, but it should be quite high?" He was confused. "Then can't you see?" His heart skipped a beat, and Yu Yanchi's throat twitched: "What?" "No one else," Wu Niannian tiptoed close to his face, "No one else can do this to me." "Boyfriend, I like you." She was stunned for a moment, then hooked one hand on her slender waist, and Yu Yanchi buried his body in her shoulder, praying in a low voice: "Say it again." Nian Beast hummed and repeated, "I like you, boyfriend." His eyelids couldn't stop trembling, and he suppressed the laughter that spread to his throat, "Say it again." With an expressionless face, Wu Niannian said calmly: "I like you." "Say it again." Pushing the envelope. "Yu Yanchi." He lowered his face coldly. The peach blossom became moist and clean for a short time, and he said hoarsely, "Wrong." Look, love is coming. When I was young, I had the delusion that I couldn't talk about it and couldn't ask for it, but finally I was condescending and fell into his arms. Tips: *Gufei is a professional player in martial arts and fashion design. All information comes from the Internet. If there are any mistakes, please correct me~ *Contestants who edit heavily will have many piracy errors. Please support the genuine version. I love you~ *I'm very sorry if you encounter any surprises. The most important thing is to have fun reading the article. Gentlemen, I'm grateful~ *Anti-theft ratio 40% [Advance collection 1] "Enough" (the text has been published) -Senior scholar Zhiqiu Little Sun × Milk Wolf double cultivator pure love dreamer - "With fearless attempts and passionate pursuit, the young man himself is dazzling enough." 1. There is a new handsome guy at the convenience store opposite the city library. When he was bending to carry the goods, his back held up his loose T-shirt and stretched out into a scratchy arc. Luoluo barely managed to keep her balance while Yue Nan talked countless times, until she happened to catch a glimpse of the tattoo on the boy's abdominal muscles when he lifted up his clothes. First reaction: Wuhu is so cool. Second reaction: Brother has a story. The male protagonist of Lujiang is brought into reality, Tan Luoluo thinks hard day and night, and is haunted by dreams. After trying to endure for two days, straight ball player Tan finally decided to attack. She had not yet finished the opening remarks that exhausted her brain cells to formulate sentences. The moment she met the young man's pure gaze, she was so nervous that she spoke frankly. "Hello, Abs, can you add me on WeChat?" "...?" Called the police to the classmate. A slip of the tongue caused Tan Luoluo to be introverted for a week, and she was nowhere to be found again. Originally thinking that Taohua would be defeated, Tan Luoluo did not expect that she would meet again with the "heart-beating male guest" in Laoban's office two years later. Unwilling to give up and try again, she squatted at the school gate to block people. People were blocked, and Tan Luoluo's mentality collapsed. Who can tell her who is acting coquettishly on the head teacher? ! 2. Later, when the truth was revealed and the story was completed, Tan Luoluo's target changed from the story itself to the male protagonist himself, resurrecting and making a comeback. She pulled the clothes of the person next to her and swayed slowly: "Brother Jin, look at your abdominal muscles?" Dai Jin snatched it back and said angrily: "You really just like my looks and don't give it to me." Tan Luoluo stopped with a smile: "It doesn't matter, the Internet extends in all directions, there will always be a few male Bodhisattvas." "..." Later, Tan Luoluo brought up old things again and teased him. "How shameless, Mr. Dai, why can't you afford it?" "Who can't afford it?" Dai Jin led her to lift the hem of her clothes, with indifference written all over his face, "Stop talking about it, do it." Tan Luoluo was silent for a while, then smiled and praised: "Yeah, yeah, I can afford it." The pinna of the ear under the light was so red that it was almost transparent. Who it was, she didn't say. 3. After finally graduating, Dai Jin felt that he had been cheated on his relationship and his girlfriend was really a bit of a scumbag. After this man caught him, he ignored him and studied hard in Lujiang every day. Not knowing what good things were in it, Dai Jin used his academic spirit to get to the bottom of the casserole and downloaded a certain green app with a strong thirst for knowledge. Halfway through the book, he couldn't help but choke. Tan Luoluo's attention was diverted, and she was a little surprised: "What's wrong?" Buried in her arms, Dai Jin remained silent and shook his head. Glancing at the BE ceiling on his bookshelf that she had never dared to look at, Tan Luoluo suddenly realized. She was hurriedly holding her cell phone to comfort the people who were crying one after another. It didn't matter after a moment of coaxing, the two of them completely fell apart. Tan Luoluo said in a good voice: "Teacher Dai, it's been three days, do you want to go out for a walk?" Dai Jin stared at the text on the screen, raised the corners of his lips and lowered them for a while, and responded without raising his head: "Wait a moment." Tan Luoluo: "..." Okay, okay. A certain hot post: What should I do if my boyfriend is addicted to Lujiang literature and has more sincere feelings for me than I do? Advance Collection 2"Fairy Tales" Bright floral artist x loose fairy tale writer -Juan Wang x Salted Fish 1. According to an imperial edict from her grandmother, Tong Zhien was packed up and sent to meet the young grandfather's family who came to play. The little grandpa ran away quickly, leaving the two juniors behind and looking at each other. Looking at the man in black clothes, black trousers, hat and mask, Tong Zhien suspected that his uncle was not here for fun but for refuge. It doesn't matter if my uncle is aloof, Tong Zhien will never let the place become cold, dragging him from the south of the sky to the north of the earth, and from the north of the earth to the Pacific Ocean. Qi Ji couldn't bear it. "Quiet, Tong Zhien." As soon as the voice that was 100% similar to her ex-boyfriend's voice came into her ears, Tong Zhien never spoke a word again. It's just a cold scene, just be cold. 2. Reunited after five years, both parties should have a tacit understanding and no one would mention it. Qi Ji was so worried about it that he couldn't bear it in the end. It's night. Under the incandescent lamp, in front of a table full of delicacies, the elders had a great time. And on the small balcony where the lights couldn't take care of it, he held the guardrail with one hand and let the cool night breeze blow away the smoke rings. After opening and closing his lips for a long time, Tong Zhien finally spoke. "Smoking is harmful to health." Qi Ji snorted as he quietly put out the unburned cigarette with his left thumb. "Niece? Ex-girlfriend? No matter who you are," he leaned closer, the smell of tobacco still lingering on his lips, which made people's eyes sore, "What qualifications do you have to care about me." 3. On the occasion of parting, get drunk before resting. Under the influence of alcohol, Qi Ji blocked Tong Zhien into the small balcony and insisted on telling her a fairy tale. When the story ended, the whole room was silent. "Tong Zhien," Qi Ji tilted his head and looked at her solemnly, his eyes darkened, and said softly, "Has Miss Owl ever regretted it?" Her body tensed instinctively, and her fingers clenched the guardrail tightly. Tong Zhien pursed her lips tightly, not knowing how to respond. "Or," his voice sounded a little shaky, "will Miss Owl come back to him?" Return to Mr. Oogway, return to... Me. The unfinished words rushed back to her internal organs, and her eyelashes dropped, not daring to look anymore. "You're drunk, go back to sleep." Looking at Tong Zhien's unresponsive profile, Qi Jiqing lightly touched the corners of his lips and moved his eyes to the moon in the sky, which was so bright that it could not be violated. He said: "I'm drunk." 4. I thought the story would end here, but God has a habit of playing tricks on people. After signing the contract, she was invited to visit the studio. The moment she met Qi Ji unexpectedly, Tong Zhien thought that fate would really play tricks on her. It doesn't matter, just admit it. The cooperation was a great success, and documentary directors came to interview Tong Zhien. The director was curious: "With such a high production efficiency, does Teacher Tong have no creative bottleneck?" "Of course there are bottlenecks," she said in front of the camera, her eyebrows stretched and brightened, hiding a delicate tenderness, "but there are also miracles." After everything was done, Qi Ji clasped the man and rubbed his thin white wrist with his fingertips, leaving a red mark. He pressed: "Tell me clearly, which miracle?" Tong Zhien's eyes were bright, and he stood on tiptoe to place a gentle kiss on the corner of the person's lips. It is a fairy tale unique to each article, it is the crimson and sweet roses, it is the stars, moon, colorful clouds, morning sun and sunset, it is you. Intention: whatever you want is what you get

