Interstellar Era (Temporary)

What? Salazar Slytherin is a skinny old man like a monkey? What? ! Salazar Slytherin is a perverted old lunatic? What what! ! Salazar Slytherin was kicked out of Hogwarts? What what what? ! ! Are Slytherin students ostracized? ! ! Asshole! ! ! ! ! ! When I came out to hang out, your ancestors were still wearing crotchless pants at home! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! You stand on the tower of Hogwarts Castle and shout, who dares to challenge me, Salazar Slytherin? ! *Ah... When the author was writing the introduction, his brain was eaten by zombies. ╮(╯▽╰)╭*