The innocent, kind and flirtatious person who makes people think crookedly as soon as he speaks vs. The crazy criticizing novelist who is a world-weary, gentle and scum returnee from overseas.
It is said that smiling can extend your life by 5 seconds, laughing can extend your life by 50 seconds, and laughing wildly can extend your life by 500 seconds... Chi Yu tells you, this is all true!
Chi Yu, an apple spirit turned into an apple spirit when he opened his eyes. He leaned against a tree and slept and became a spirit. His skills are: smile, laugh, laugh wildly.
Wandering around in the world, I always feel that my end is coming, and I will laugh in public when I have time. However, after being regarded as a madman, I can only learn to laugh secretly in places where no one is around.
Humble fruit, online haha
How can you, an inexplicable apple spirit, survive for such a long time?
Apple Spirit grinned, revealing a small tiger tooth: "Just smile~"
Cheng Qian, the second generation of rich turtles, was drinking with his classmates at a bar at night. He ran into Chi Yu who had no money to pay the bill. He saw a red face and showed the wallet interface on his phone to his boss, "Well, I just happened to have spent all my money recently. How about I work for you to pay back the money."
Cheng Qian sneered, working in a gay bar, what do you want to do? Do you think selling your labor force is enough?
I glanced at him, um... He looks pretty good, pure and clean, and seems to attract a lot of people. It won't be difficult to repay the money, and I think I can redeem myself in a few weeks.
Cheng Qian in a suit and leather shoes walked past, his leather shoes tapping. Hearing the sound, Chi Yu slowly turned his head and blinked, then quickly turned his head and smiled meekly at the bar owner.
Huh... I just know that it doesn't matter if you smile silly or stupidly, you always have to lower your eyebrows and be flattering when you are selling it, but people nowadays also like this.
But he still likes those with a strong temper, otherwise there would be no fun in taming them.
Stepping out, the low temperature outside hit his face. Cheng Qian's glasses were covered with a layer of fog that wouldn't clear for a long time.
Tsk... He suddenly let out a light tut, turned around and walked back, scanning the QR code with a "beep" sound.
Chi Yu raised his head. The light above his head was blocked. The person who came had a cold face and sharp, light eyes. She opened her thin lips and uttered a few words coldly: "I paid the money, and I'll take it with you."
? ? ?
Where did the kind person come from to save his life?
Later, Chi Yu shivered in the spacious and bright villa, wrapped up in a small quilt, and sobbed: "So the apple you said will keep you safe... Should not protect your abnormal psychology, then am I safe... Safe...?"
"The city gate is on fire, affecting the fish in the pond." Cheng Gan raised his eyebrows and rushed out with no concealment of anger. He raised his hand and took off his glasses. He raised the corner of his mouth and asked the fruit spirit in a hoarse voice: "You... Don't know?"
Then he suddenly raised his nose and sniffed: "Huh? Why is there the scent of apples in the air? Is it your perfume?"
Chi Yu raised his hand hesitantly and murmured a few times: "Yes... It's my body fragrance... That, doesn't it smell good?"
It smells good, Cheng Gan thought with a cold face, but how do you want me to answer...
When the apple spirit is shy, it will be as pink and white as an apple. If the shyness exceeds a certain threshold, it will return to its original form.
Cheng Qian: "Tsk, trouble, what should we do next?"
Although Chi Yu is simple, he is not stupid. His eyes rolled around a few times, and he blushed and grabbed one of Cheng Qian's fingers: "Then I have to trouble you to help me improve my tolerance."
God's horse riding tolerance...
Cheng Qian's mouth was dry and he coughed heavily. He had picked up some attractive little thing.
"The apple juice is rich and clear, spreading in the mouth, and the aroma is overflowing..." Chi Yu proudly showed off to Cheng Qian, poking his hair: "You see, I am still very useful. Everyone treats me as a treasure."
"Oh? Then you go to whoever treats you as a treasure." Cheng Qian refused to accept his boast and pursed his lips: still full of fragrance, rich and clear juice... Who uses these to describe himself, the little duck in the club?
You're such a fruity person, why are you talking so much about porn...
You rich second generation, why are you so full of pornographic waste...
Just talk, don't insult my brain with money
Purpose: An apple a day will keep the doctor away; more apples a month will keep you safe "every day"; if you have difficulties, please smile