Daddy G Cute S | Bedtime Sweet Cookies | Height and Body Shape Difference | Funny Shabby | Road Story
"The earth has a history of 4.6 Billion years. I only loved the moment when he looked over."
1.
Mo Jie, a Chinese-Russian mixed-race person whose mind is filled with rocky soil.
During a team building expedition, he fell to the end of the team and picked up stones.
Everyone took pictures side by side on the top of the mountain, and he squatted outside the viewfinder to study the cracks in the ground.
A colleague praised the beautiful scenery on the top of the mountain. He whispered: "This is not the top of the mountain. This is the bottom of the sea 100 million years ago."
During the dinner party for hot pot, he sat in the corner and looked up information.
Everyone drank together, and he looked at the bubbling beer and imagined lava.
A colleague praised the frozen tofu in the curry pot as the most delicious. He said: "The pore structure is like a sandstone reservoir, which can store water and oil."
The colleague looked at him with a concerned look: "What can you do if you are like this? It's useless no matter how good-looking you are! Will anyone really like you?"
Yu Huai: Why not?
2.
As a sweetheart who has lived with Mojie since he was a child, and their relationship is closer than that of real brothers, Yu Huai is in pain and happiness every day.
Happy - Mojie regards him as his best brother.
Pain - Mo Jie only regarded him as his best brother.
Over the years of secret love, Yu Huai secretly eliminated countless people who had evil intentions towards Mo Jie, causing everyone around him to see his thoughts, and Mo Jie still called them brothers.
Yu Huai gave him flowers, and he said that he needed a high-power magnifying glass more.
Yu Huai kissed him, and he felt that Yu Huai was good at the kissing ceremony (in Russian social etiquette).
Yu Huai said: "I just have feelings for you."
The confession suddenly appeared on his face, but Mo Jie snorted very calmly: "No wonder you have been criticizing me since you were a child."
Yu Huai asked what kind of relationship this over-the-top relationship was. Mo Jie thought for a while and replied: "Applying the hydrocarbon generation model, we are both in each other's high maturity zone."
Yuhuai:😧
3.
Mojie is a little weird today.
This person who was full of stones actually asked: "I have found the best match between hydrocarbon expulsion intensity and transport and accumulation efficiency. I want to submit a trap demonstration report. How can I get it to be considered for review?"
Colleague: "Speak humanly."
The instructor translated: "He wants to confess his love to someone."
Colleague:? ? ?
Yu Huai:! ! !
No,
Why did this elm head suddenly become enlightened?
📖Reading Guide📖:
▲The brain circuit is different from ordinary people (Hot Nerd), the high IQ and cute S, and the Beijing prince G who has a crush on him and has been silently cultivating him until he wakes up.
▲A geologist x a hip-hop dancer
▲Hot-faced cute vs cold-faced cool
▲Beautiful and sexy Chinese-Russian mixed race vs feudal daddy old-fashioned
▲Double c He
————Pre-collection of the article "Yichun Yichun"——
Road story | Reunion after a long absence | Bedtime cookies | Funny jokes | Height and body shape differences
▲Long-haired beauty S x rough guy G
▲The cool and artistic Guangdong Zai x the Northeastern Han Dynasty who is a bit tiger (250)
▲Lin Yi x Du Minchun
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Rainy night with thunder and lightning.
Lin Yi drove a jeep and rushed back to school to deliver teaching materials to the children. Passing by a certain camp, a motorcycle suddenly appeared and pursued him.
The thunder was so loud that Lin Yi couldn't hear what the young man on the motorcycle was shouting, but judging from the gangster's gangster temperament - it was probably a robbery.
So when he was stopped, Lin Yi held the butterfly knife tightly. Unexpectedly, the man knocked on the car window and pressed his cell phone against the glass window.
On the screen of the mobile phone is a sentence typed in advance.
——Can you give me your contact information?
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Northeast,
A small town where the wind and snow pass by.
Lin Yi's rental car was frozen into an ice specimen, so he had to ask the rental company to send another one over.
When he was picking up the car, he saw a man wearing a Lei Feng hat standing next to the black SUV. Most of his face was covered by sunglasses and a beard. Lin Yi couldn't see clearly, so he had to say: "Uncle, I'm sorry, I rented this car."
Before he finished speaking, the person in front of him visibly froze. He slowly turned around and took off his sunglasses with trembling hands.
The moment their eyes met, both of them opened their eyes wide.
"Lin Yi——"
When Du Minchun opened his mouth, Lin Yi was even more surprised. There was a quick glance on a rainy night five years ago, and there was no contact since then. Unexpectedly, this person still remembered his name.
"Can you give me your contact information again?"
The handsome young man with red ears hurriedly took out a piece of crumpled paper that he kept close to his chest from the lining pocket of his fur coat. The numbers on it were soaked by the rain, and none of them could be seen clearly.
"It rained too much that day and I didn't protect it well."
Small Theater
In the dead of night, the jeep parked by the river shook lightly and heavily for several hours without stopping. Lin Yi nestled in Du Minchun's arms, trembling like a quail.
"... It's really not possible anymore."
"This won't work."
Du Minchun was like a wild bull plowing the fields. He just dug hard and said, "Is this all Mr. Lin's skills?"
The vague sound of human voices came over, as if someone came to the river to fish at night. Lin Yi became extremely nervous in an instant, and her body tightened uncontrollably.
The bull's movements suddenly stopped,
The carriage fell into silence.
Lin Yi couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Is this all you have, Colonel Du?"
Reading Guide
＊A very simple cookie
＊Double c he
*The end point is "Lindu Yichun", the cp name taken from these four words - Lin Yi, Du Minchun
Purpose: Pursue your dreams even if you are beaten to death
