Don't Joke About Performance

Mortals suddenly stopped falling in love! What to do? Gu Yu never expected that after three battles, he was promoted to the business editor of Yue Lao Office, and that he would be hit by a severe winter in the industry as soon as he took up the position. All newly appointed matchmakers must start from the grassroots level. If they fail to complete the quarterly performance appraisal, they will be directly laid off! He had no choice but to turn into a convenience store manager and try his best to find marriages for mortals every day. Childhood sweethearts quarreled since childhood and ended up becoming brothers and sisters? It doesn't matter! As soon as she took action, the old house was set on fire in minutes! The female elite of the legal firm 996 doesn't have time for blind dates, that's okay! She roped in a sweet little husband to give her sister warmth! Own store clerk peach insulator? She would never allow a single dog under her nose! Until one day, a special customer walked into the store and asked her to help him find a match. - Hanzhang has been cultivating in Luqi Mountain for thousands of years. He is a rain god who can call for wind and rain. He has never been to the mortal world. One day, he caught a glimpse of his destined marriage at Siming's office. He went down to the earth to look for it, and accidentally walked into the business branch of a new rookie employee. The little matchmaker was both naive and fun-loving. She obviously couldn't figure out his luck, but she always made random mistakes, which made him fall into a bad relationship. "Master Immortal! Give me another chance! I will definitely succeed next time!" He didn't know how many times he heard this sentence, but he kept giving her opportunities again and again. "Little matchmaker, please braid a red rope for me too." After realizing his sincerity, he made a serious request. A certain ignorant little girl looked at him like a fool: "How many times have I told you that red ropes don't work on gods? Are you stupid?" Hanzhang was so angry that he gritted his teeth: If someone loses his job, he will even lose his peach blossoms. No wonder he can't complete the KPI! - "All lovers who finally get married are like two red threads that did not intersect before. Suddenly one day they begin to intersect, become entangled, fall in love, and eventually become one, regardless of each other." Guyu picked up a beautifully woven red rope and placed it in the palm of his hand. "Mortals call this destiny." - Tieshuhuahua, the arrogant immortal x lively and out-of-the-way social matchmaker *Easy Cookies Purpose: I wish everyone can find their destiny.