A coquettish young girl with a loyal heart and a big-breasted man is the best dowry attack
[Office workplace literature, double first love, loyal dog breasts going to lick dog literature, attack: If you knew who my wife was, you would also think that I am lucky]
[Short article, relaxed daily life, no big twists and turns, just a cookie~]
Xiang Qiao joined a new company at the beginning of the year.
I thought that all the hardships would be over and the future would be bright. However, my first formal design draft was rejected three times by my ruthless boss.
His boss, Yin Zhaoxue, was well-known as the cold-faced King of Hell in the company. Once he entered his office, he would come out with nothing to show for it.
No one in the company saw him smile, so he was called the flower of the high mountain.
Xiang Qiao, a hard-working migrant worker, was deeply affected by this, and he didn't know how many times he was cursed secretly.
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After working as a dog in the company for a day, Xiang Qiao, who was burdened with car and house debt at a young age, returned home late at night and picked up a paintbrush to draw fan comics part-time.
The comic was published on a certain B platform, and the results were average and above average. Many readers who followed it from the beginning to the present have been encouraging him.
But one of the IDs named "Qing no Snow" gave him a headache.
What he draws is the recently popular drama series Shuangman, and this reader's daily drawing style is like this:
[Qing no Snow: When will the heroine appear?
[Qing no Snow: Where is the emotional line? There are already five episodes of the plot!
[Qing no Snow: Let them be together quickly, don't torture them!
The key is that this guy is willing to spend money, and a reward is 500 yuan. The power of money makes Xiang Qiao's plot become more and more biased.
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On this day, after Xiang Qiao was scolded by his boss, after returning home, he saw that there were fewer and fewer students studying, so he found a reason to send the heroine away in anger, and stayed away from the hero for three years.
[Qing no snow: (trembling) (disbelief) (losing faith) (screaming loudly) (crawling...)]
In the next few days, Xiang Qiao found that his boss's expression became even worse, and no one dared to approach him.
And it seems that when I am sick, I have to cover my heart from time to time.
Later, he saw a familiar ID and his own comic homepage on his boss Yin Zhaoxue's mobile phone.
Xiang Qiao:...?
Xiang Qiao: (Grin, Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie)
You refute my plan during the day, and destroy your CP faith at night!
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Later, Xiang Qiao accidentally exposed his vest.
The flower of the high mountains who was scolding him suddenly stood up and quickly handed over a piece of paper:
"Hello, teacher, please sign. In which episode did the hero and heroine have their first kiss, in which episode did they get together, and in which episode did they give birth to a baby. Damn it, when will our children be able to fall in love?"
In Xiang Qiao's blink of an eye, the flower of the high mountain was sitting in a high position again, criticizing his design.
As he was about to leave the office, someone tugged on his sleeve.
"Hello, teacher, please sign. In which episode did the hero and heroine have their first kiss, in which episode did they get together, and in which episode did they give birth to a baby. Damn it, when will our children be able to fall in love?"
His movements were smooth and fluid, and his speaking speed seemed to be 10 times faster.
Xiang Qiao: Is there a bug?
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[Gentle, beautiful, married and beautiful wife is fucked, but she still chooses to forgive him and loves epilepsy]
Light-hearted funny sweet article
He Jia recently discovered his wife's shocking secret.
He and his wife Ye Zishui were childhood sweethearts. They have been married for two years and have been sweetly and passionately in love.
Until He Jia discovered——
A steady stream of unrelated medical journals appeared on their nightstands.
There is a pile of sexy lingerie in the back of the closet that he didn't buy.
There were even several pairs of coarse cloth pants of the same style in the laundry basket that he would never wear.
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Moreover, his wife, who has been gentle and shy since childhood, is still trying to cover up all this in a clumsy way——
Sneak the magazine into your bag and take it out.
Stuff the pink underwear into the back of the closet.
Cut coarse cloth pants into rags.
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All of these are pointing to one conclusion: ... His beautiful wife has cheated on her with at least three other people! ! !
He Jia felt like the sky was falling... So sad and angry! Angry! Drunk! Crying loudly!
I can't complain to my friends, so I can only go to Xiaohongshu for help!
Then, amid the outcry in the comments section, he decided to forgive his wife. . . . . . . ()
He Jia learned from the pain and decided to give his wife a chance to confess.
He stole medical magazines and pretended to sit in the living room to read them.
Deliberately put sexy lingerie on the bed,
Put on some rough pants and wander around the house
Everything is just waiting for my wife to push the door open and bump into her...
Purpose: Treat others honestly.